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dudleybdawson

  1. Need workplace advice? Just ask yourself -- What Would Ron Swanson Do? exm.nr/xilkH7 #wwrsd 9:44 AM Feb 15th via bitly
  2. What your favorite drink at the workplace says about you - exm.nr/yBepci 9:46 AM Feb 1st via bitly
  3. I don't love my job. I just want to fuck it. 7:04 PM Jan 9th via web
  4. It is noble to act as if what you do makes a difference. It is idiotic to think it actually does. 7:03 PM Jan 3rd via web
  5. A successful team beats with one heart. Unless you're a team of prostitutes. 6:47 PM Dec 21st, 2011 via web
  6. Definition of cubicle: A place where even authentic enthusiasm makes you sick to your stomach. 6:17 PM Dec 21st, 2011 via web
  7. Kids have dreams. Students have hopes. Graduates have ideas. Then you work in a cubicle. Game over. 8:36 PM Dec 14th, 2011 via web
  8. Enthusiasm may be the mother of effort but cubicles are the mother of ostensible effort. #nftc 6:38 AM Dec 14th, 2011 via web
  9. Going to work feels like entering a busy bathroom & picking the stall that has shit stains all over the toilet. No options. 11:42 AM Dec 13th, 2011 via web
  10. If you think about failing, you'll fail. If you think about success, you'll succeed. If you think about nothing, you work in a cubicle. 7:18 PM Dec 8th, 2011 via web
  11. Job Interviewer: Do you work well with ambiguity? Interviewee: Are you asking me if I can perform my job under horrible management? 10:08 PM Nov 10th, 2011 via web
  12. Cubicle-Americans are, without a doubt, the most depressing ethnicity in the world. #occupymycube 7:37 PM Nov 9th, 2011 via web
  13. Time is what prevents everything from happening at once. Corporate America is what prevents anything from happening.ever. 11:37 AM Mar 23rd, 2011 via web
  14. I didn't miss the deadline. Your deadline missed on its expectations. 9:19 AM Mar 19th, 2010 via web
  15. Ripped jeans guy is to office dress code as Tank Man was to Tiananmen Square 9:14 AM Mar 19th, 2010 via web
  16. Elevator speeches are for fat people. 7:21 AM Mar 10th, 2010 via web
  17. Did you ever notice companies always list work before life when they say "work/life balance"? 5:45 AM Mar 10th, 2010 via web
  18. Managers always say things happen "at the end of the day...". That's why I leave work early. 5:29 AM Mar 10th, 2010 via web
  19. I participated in an "all-hands meeting" yesterday. It was as I suspected...No brains. 5:27 AM Mar 10th, 2010 via web
  20. Climbing the corporate ladder takes far too long to enjoy sliding down the corporate chute. 2:18 PM Feb 23rd, 2010 via web
  • Name Dudley B. Dawson
  • Location Minneapolis
  • Web http://www.LifeIn...
  • Bio I hate my job. I write about it on Examiner.com. My column could be tagged as: job humor, workplace humor, funny, cubicle humor, or painfully terrible.
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