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dudewheresmypar

I've got a neat PUMA Pack Away #Golf Bag (brand new) that I'm getting rid of. £15 including P&P. Private Message me if you're interested. 4:03 AM Oct 8th, 2011 via web
Jason Day, Adam Scott, Sergio Garcia or Y.E. Yang. That is all... 1:43 AM Aug 11th, 2011 via web
iestyngeorge Will Darren Clarke's appetite for spending a couple of hours working on his putting be greater than it is for his supper? #TheOpen 10:38 AM Jul 16th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone from Brighton and Hove, Brighton and Hove Retweeted by dudewheresmypar and 1 other
iestyngeorge @DannyOhHd @owenblackhurst @dudewheresmypar Once again, Dan rescues us from slipping into a black hole of golf ignorance. 12:05 PM Jul 16th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone from Brighton and Hove, Brighton and Hove in reply to Danny_Oh Retweeted by dudewheresmypar
@lizlouash Friday at Celtic Manor? What were you doing there? Also, Apprentice at yours tomorrow night is the rumor... 1:13 PM Jul 16th, 2011 via web in reply to lizlouash
JasonSobelGC Damn. I knew this was a bad day to wear my 2010 United States Ryder Cup team commemorative rainsuit. 5:52 AM Jul 16th, 2011 via web Retweeted by dudewheresmypar and 23 others
ShooterMcGavin_ @PaulAzinger Shooter would protest in these conditions...Completely unacceptable 5:10 AM Jul 16th, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to PaulAzinger Retweeted by dudewheresmypar and 1 other
Fuck it. I hate golf... 5:08 AM Jul 16th, 2011 via web
The galleries can fucking do one. 'Go on Rory. Come on Rory. We're going to shout like idiots because we think you're the new Tiger, Rory.' 5:05 AM Jul 16th, 2011 via web
@iestyngeorge @owenblackhurst Not liking the BBC's slow motion overkill this year either... 5:01 AM Jul 16th, 2011 via web
@iestyngeorge @owenblackhurst I've heard a few dodgy comments from the Beeb; Alliss in mildly racist Asian pronunciation shocker yesterday. 4:54 AM Jul 16th, 2011 via web in reply to iestyngeorge
Just listening to Jim Nantz doing his thing on the BBC's golf coverage. In complete awe of the guy; cool as a cucumber. 2:24 AM Jul 16th, 2011 via web
@lizlouash Money on either of them? News of the week is that Kirst fancies @RickieFowlerPGA. Surprise, bloody surprise... 10:32 AM Jul 15th, 2011 via web
Would love to see a Yank win... just not Glover... or Campbell. 3:49 AM Jul 15th, 2011 via web
lizlouash @dudewheresmypar haha did u hear about Levet?! #badcelebration 2:51 PM Jul 4th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by dudewheresmypar
@lizlouash Hahaha! Only just read about it. What an absolute tool. Enjoy Portugal! 1:48 AM Jul 5th, 2011 via web in reply to lizlouash
iestyngeorge @TimSouthwell I think Rory's borrowed your putting game... 4:26 PM Jun 19th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone from Brighton and Hove, Brighton and Hove in reply to TimSouthwell Retweeted by dudewheresmypar
@lizlouash It's brilliant actually! I'm watching the dodgiest stream of the golf... Kirst's asleep, unsurprisingly. 4:26 PM Jun 19th, 2011 via web in reply to lizlouash
shanebacon Huge par putt for Jason Day. Finishes second at both the Masters and U.S. Open. That's pretty good, right? 4:18 PM Jun 19th, 2011 via UberSocial Retweeted by dudewheresmypar and 2 others
I bought my dad tickets to see The Hangover Part 2 this Father's Day. Rory McIlroy got his old man the U.S Open trophy. #nocontest 4:14 PM Jun 19th, 2011 via web