dudemann
- @rakuette HORRIBLE IDEA10:44 PM Jul 7th from txt
- Dios mio... Gomez on the zew, I would not have guessed.5:51 AM Jul 7th from txt
- So i have leftover pancakes and plenty of butter but no syrup... How do things like this happen?7:04 PM Jul 6th from txt
- I think i forgot my prilosec this morning. Just woke up breathing fire... Oniony fire but not pleasant.12:06 AM Jul 5th from txt
- Trembling chef on Iron Chef America is trembling... In other news this "new" blackberry @kimmiebrat got as a handmedown has teh suck.11:14 PM Jul 4th from txt
- the problem with 6:45 is if you're just waking up, you can't tell which 6:45 you're looking at...4:50 AM Jul 4th from web
- How do you go out tubing and only burn your nose, knees and feet? You'd think there would be some other prime areas hurting...6:37 PM Jul 3rd from txt
- Gang fight at the gas station! Surfer rednecks getting involved with some black dudes' drug deal, awesome! But only cuz i'm still alive...11:03 PM Jul 2nd from txt
- http://twitpic.com/90t55 -10:42 PM Jul 1st from TwitPic
- Jabba says what?10:41 PM Jul 1st from txt
- @budlow we can't wait to see you guys again! Give me time and some phone #s and you'll not only get a going away party but a welcome party!9:43 PM Jul 1st from txt
- Today is my friday! Woot!!6:38 AM Jul 1st from txt
- RIP Billy Mays, and the two more that will probably follow go the coming weeks.11:53 AM Jun 28th from txt
- What a horrible idea... McDonalds, 3am, 2 cops in front of me, 2 cops behind me. In line for 15 minutes... Gimmea break!1:03 AM Jun 27th from txt
- I just took the "What Kind of Music Are You?" quiz and got: Punk Music! Try it: http://bit.ly/21iSbO5:34 PM Jun 26th from Fun140
- @elgaberino going through followers... I never could figure out who on earth "elga berino" was til the last 2 tweets, that's how good i am..12:20 PM Jun 26th from web
- @Mollie_Jo over here it was bone dry and then BAM! rain drops the size of marbles11:05 AM Jun 26th from web in reply to Mollie_Jo
- Ladies and gentlemen, unless you're catholic your children are now safe! Michael Jackson has passed on. Neverland is closed.5:26 PM Jun 25th from txt
- holy pineapples! I just saw literally the best guest special (Billy Mays & Anthony Sullivan) on any Conan episode ever! I want it on tape!9:29 PM Jun 23rd from web
- O.M.G. Billy Mays is coming up on Conan? I'm there! And then Elvis Costello? He's still around? Well good for him still trying or something.9:19 PM Jun 23rd from txt
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- Name Ballard
- Location Mobile, Alabama
- Bio where are my pants?!?
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