ducttapeavenger
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Help me win tickets to MoogFest, and see me embarrass myself with wacky facial hair!
10:55 AM Aug 24th, 2011
via web
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@ Thanks! I'm not on Twitter as much these days, but I check it now and then.
4:22 PM Nov 14th, 2010
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to Ranirastawoman
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Hey @, the Milky Way is not a solar system. Unless you're Joss Whedon.
6:58 AM Aug 4th, 2010
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Just a POW in the Dance Dance Revolutionary War.
10:12 AM Jun 5th, 2010
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So, @'s trial started today. I, for one, am on the edge of my seat. Who has the popcorn?
3:00 PM Jun 3rd, 2010
via web
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Dammit Jim, I'm an accountant, not a clairvoyant.
11:10 AM Jun 3rd, 2010
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My thumb has a mystery blister. A blystery.
4:14 PM May 14th, 2010
via txt
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Movie idea: "Dawn of the Dude." A zombie outbreak occurs at Lebowski Fest.
5:20 AM May 14th, 2010
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@ No way, if that were true they'd mellow out. My bet's on bad hallucinogens. Explains the WMD evidence.
3:00 PM May 13th, 2010
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in reply to rstevens
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My brief review of OK Go's amazing concert at Lincoln Theater last night: GUITARS WITH FRICKIN' LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS.
9:46 AM May 12th, 2010
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Was doing 60 in a 55 when a State Trooper blared his siren at me. Not to pull me over, but to get me out of the way. I was driving too slow.
12:36 PM May 6th, 2010
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WHOA
7:49 PM Apr 30th, 2010
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@ Will email you.
3:21 PM Apr 29th, 2010
via web
in reply to GinnySkal
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@ My GF teaches technical theater, she may be able to help or know someone who can. I'll check with her.
11:39 AM Apr 29th, 2010
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in reply to GinnySkal
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The line to get into the Beer Festival resembles Orobouros. What a cluster.
9:19 AM Apr 24th, 2010
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Anyone have an extra ticket for the Raleigh Beer Festival this weekend? I know someone who's looking for one.
12:14 PM Apr 22nd, 2010
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RT @ i was sure the new hundred dollar bill was just going to be the yuan
4:54 AM Apr 22nd, 2010
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Ugg. The longest & most stressful day of the year has ended. Tomorrow will be a cakewalk.
6:56 PM Apr 14th, 2010
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Found a piece of tree bark in a client's tax files. I'm pretty sure it's not deductible.
8:19 AM Apr 14th, 2010
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Baconsghetti.
6:21 PM Apr 12th, 2010
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- Name Duct Tape Avenger
- Location Knightdale, NC
- Web http://www.holydu...
- Bio A sticky pillar of justice.
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