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duckykillsyou

  1. I licked so many faces last night. Some tasted like poopy. about 4 hours ago via txt
  2. I wouldn't touch that bitch with a 10 foot pole. But I just so happen to have a 10 foot pole. 7:08 AM Jun 2nd via txt
  3. @Shakweelz READ DIS complex.com/music/2012/05/… 2:43 PM Jun 1st via web
  4. I will has beer gut for all of life 2:11 PM Jun 1st via web
  5. @LydiaD69 WHY 9:06 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to LydiaD69
  6. Die everything 10:45 AM May 31st via web
  7. I'm in flipadelphia! Just wanna relax and get blackout wasted 10:47 AM May 24th via txt
  8. Well, timmy feel down a well, so he's not feeling very well and his eyes have welled up with tears as well. 2:32 PM May 23rd via web
  9. it seems i never have the time to make my mind feel fine 2:26 PM May 23rd via web
  10. baby needs to suck ash 10:23 AM May 23rd via web
  11. @Shakweelz @billmoloney way to make me look like a fucker bill! i've had dat up there since i made this 3 years ago 8:43 PM May 22nd via web in reply to Shakweelz
  12. fuck whoever played "the graduation song" last night at the bar! 8:39 PM May 22nd via web
  13. home depot tried to give me a credit card 8:25 PM May 22nd via web
  14. imgur.com/a/PdSNB boner achieved 7:51 PM May 22nd via web
  15. don't you love when you pull long hairs out of your buttcrack 7:49 PM May 22nd via web
  16. Fuck me 10:00 in cali is 1:00 here 7:05 PM May 22nd via web
  17. Neglecting all engagements to listen to #workaholics on #loveline 6:49 PM May 22nd via web
  18. Can't decide if I should go to Bonnaroo. Can't decide if I should get an iPhone. Can't decide whether to drink tonight. 6:46 PM May 22nd via web
  19. and now commences the next 12 hours of boner killing homework...its fuckin summer time! ..at least before i go get burrs with the bitches 6:09 AM May 21st via web
  20. i follow two dead people on twitter but i refuse to unfollow them @jayreatard and @ryandunntv 6:07 AM May 21st via web