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  1. Why does anyone (or everyone) give a shit about the lakers?
  2. Why does it always seem like people studying using a laptop really aren't studying so hard?
  3. It's easy to impress little kids. I like little kids.
  4. @jganan you only come out of the twitter shadows to mock me... But I'm just glad someone is paying attention to me =D
  5. The bird has attacked me yet again. This is the 4th time. At this point I can't even come up with a funny remark....
  6. My apartment complex is a bee elephant graveyard
  7. Fucking bird strikes again!!! This time I had the foresight to put my hood up =D
  8. My shoes are rapidly deteriorating...
  9. @THE_REAL_SHAQ ha! I used to pedicab. I hope you tipped him well because people your size are TOUGH to drag =)
  10. Same place, same time, same bird ATTACKED my head!! For the first time in my life I have intrrspecies BEEF!!
  11. A bird just flew into the back of my head, then gave me a distinct "look". Fucking global warming!!!
  12. Ferrari says it will not compete in next year's Formula One championships if new technical rules stay in place. (via @cnnbrk)
  13. @Mpieters just read your article about twitter. I like the idea of twitter ranking, buy disagree with "spam". You choose who you follow.
  14. Living spitting distance from McDonald's is NOT helping me.
  15. Mariachi bands transcend time and space.
  16. @dire 20 bucks. Also, know anyone interested in a tablet PC?
  17. @dire woulda sold you an external dvd drive on the super cheap.
  18. All by myself, watching the danny macaskill video...
  19. @comfterbuls when there is teh wind tiemz my legs get cold =,(
  20. Wind. The enemy of short shorts.