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  1. My real #myfirstgig Some band called Instant Fish supporting some band called Warm Snorkel, some pub in Reading, May 1984
  2. Fan gets totalled by penalty miss http://bit.ly/4WNrFK <<<< I LOLed
  3. #myfirstgig Ultravox, Hammersmith Odeon, Saturday June 9th 1984
  4. Taxpayers Alliance talking crap as usual http://bit.ly/8nYHgM
  5. RT @newssafety At least 12 journalists among 36 said slain in Philippines massacre http://tinyurl.com/yhh4m69 :(
  6. World's worst police photofit http://apiln.blogspot.com/2... (via @IgnitionUK)
  7. @IgnitionUK That's brilliant, ta
  8. @antonvowl If colleagues refuse to swap shifts, in the spirit of the season I recommend a Turd in a Box as a Secret Santa present
  9. @chrisandharvey Too late - they recorded the programme last week
  10. Fair-to-middling chance that my Angry People blog will be on Graham Norton tonight (BBC1 10.35pm). Don't hold your breath for it, though
  11. Quarter-past-twelve and it's already dark outside
  12. @WASHINGTONx It can't have been a proper vindaloo. I bet he didn't bother with the broken glass and barbed wire
  13. @WASHINGTONx On a scale of 1 to AAAAARGH! a vindaloo is AAAAARGH! Good luck
  14. New Angry blog: Road noise anger http://bit.ly/5t8Nlj
  15. Blog: On The Liston-Smith Angry Scale to measure angriness http://bit.ly/0752fIf
  16. @themanwhofell MoTD2 ruined by the presence of Tottenham Hotspur
  17. To the driving instructor who ran me off the road giving me the Nescafe Handshake today - your address was written on your car, you plank
  18. @rossorafael That's the one"OhMyGodICan'tBelieveI'mOnTheXFactorGOTNOPOCKETS!"
  19. Only the dull karaoke acts and a Catherine Tate-a-like left in X Factor now. Boring
  20. Poor, dead Jedward.