dubouchet
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Hey Tiger, feel free to use this prepared statement: "I'm super rich. I'm super famous. I'm in great shape. I'm a man. BOOM! Pussaaaaaaaay!"
about 4 hours ago
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@ It's simple. Towels be uptight bitches, man.
7:17 AM Dec 1st
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in reply to tomshillue
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"You're gonna need a bigger boat." - name that film! Too late! 'The Guy Who Wants To Host The World Series Of Poker On His Boat'.
12:31 AM Dec 1st
from Echofon
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"Never get out of the boat!" - name that film! Too late! The answer is 'The Strict Boatride'.
12:27 AM Dec 1st
from Echofon
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I lost 4.4 pounds last week. That's right, one of my nuts fell off! (drummer who was supposed to deliver rimshot just stares)
2:51 PM Nov 30th
from Echofon
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I'm thankful that my job involves puppies, Pee-Wee Herman, and the camaraderie of filthy-mouthed goofballs. Happy Thanksgiving!
12:58 PM Nov 26th
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Time to put on my gravy pants.
11:43 AM Nov 26th
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Weight Watchers is tough. Did you know that a single slice of pumpkin bread contains the same number of points as four thousand steaks?
4:17 PM Nov 25th
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Turdumpkin. It's like a Turducken, except it's a pumpkin stuffed with turd.
9:50 AM Nov 23rd
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How come cars and potatoes are the only things that can come "fully loaded"?
9:49 AM Nov 23rd
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CHALLENGE: Come up with a word for "fart" that is more fun to say than "fart". TIME'S UP YOU LOSE! 1 MILLION DEMERITS CAN'T BE DONE BUZZZER!
3:45 PM Nov 18th
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Still in honeymoon withdrawal. This whole "being expected to think and talk" thing is annoying.
4:03 PM Nov 17th
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back at my desk in the real world, farting vaguely Jamaica-scented farts. Sigh.
4:13 PM Nov 16th
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Honeymoon! EuroDisney, here we come!
9:34 AM Nov 9th
from Echofon
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I'm a married man!
7:45 PM Nov 7th
from Echofon
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I think that might have been my last fart as a single man. Wait...nope.
10:22 AM Nov 7th
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Welcome to the rehearsal dinner everyone. The theme I have given tonight is "Instead of a laptop".
7:00 PM Nov 6th
from Echofon
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Miami stirs the passion in my soul's groin.
9:41 AM Nov 6th
from Echofon
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At Miami Beach district court getting marriage license, tarpon fishing license, and license to constantly point out how humid it is.
8:59 AM Nov 5th
from Echofon
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Miami here we come! First stop: Chili's Too at LAX! Too as in "the food sucks here too!"
8:30 PM Nov 4th
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- Name Andres du Bouchet
- Location Los Angeles
- Web http://andresdubo...
- Bio L.A.-based comedian, currently writing for 'The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien'
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