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  1. I'm thankful that my job involves puppies, Pee-Wee Herman, and the camaraderie of filthy-mouthed goofballs. Happy Thanksgiving!
  2. Time to put on my gravy pants.
  3. Weight Watchers is tough. Did you know that a single slice of pumpkin bread contains the same number of points as four thousand steaks?
  4. Turdumpkin. It's like a Turducken, except it's a pumpkin stuffed with turd.
  5. How come cars and potatoes are the only things that can come "fully loaded"?
  6. CHALLENGE: Come up with a word for "fart" that is more fun to say than "fart". TIME'S UP YOU LOSE! 1 MILLION DEMERITS CAN'T BE DONE BUZZZER!
  7. Still in honeymoon withdrawal. This whole "being expected to think and talk" thing is annoying.
  8. back at my desk in the real world, farting vaguely Jamaica-scented farts. Sigh.
  9. Honeymoon! EuroDisney, here we come! http://twitpic.com/owae9
  10. I'm a married man!
  11. I think that might have been my last fart as a single man. Wait...nope.
  12. Welcome to the rehearsal dinner everyone. The theme I have given tonight is "Instead of a laptop".
  13. Miami stirs the passion in my soul's groin.
  14. At Miami Beach district court getting marriage license, tarpon fishing license, and license to constantly point out how humid it is.
  15. Miami here we come! First stop: Chili's Too at LAX! Too as in "the food sucks here too!"
  16. AiC soundcheck - facemelting awesomeness.
  17. Alice In Chains and Puppies Dressed As Frankensteins. Should be a fun show tonight!
  18. As a Mets fan, this is the only World Series matchup where I can whole-heartedly say LET'S GO PHILLIES!
  19. Our DJ needed some cajolling, but we're on track for an All-Electric-Slide reception! Found 19 versions. Four of them A Capella.
  20. @toddwomack you must take copious mental notes and tell that story on stage!