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:-) RT @DanaJGould: Authorities do not know the total number of Tiger Woods' mistresses, but comedians everywhere are praying it's eighteen.2:19 PM Dec 8thfrom CoTweet
It's ironic that a former Sooner (Roy Williams and his infamous horsecollar penalty) played such a large role in this victory. #ut#big129:50 PM Dec 5thfrom CoTweet
Hi snow. Nice to see you again? Want to come inside and hang out? Why not? What, you have something better to do? #austinsnow10:56 AM Dec 4thfrom CoTweet
Hammer that sounds like it would be funny but really has zero personality once you get to know it: ball-peen hammer #hammertweets10:34 AM Dec 4thfrom CoTweet
Best starring role by a Hammer in an Academy Award nominated film: Andy Dufresne's rock hammer in Shawshank10:27 AM Dec 4thfrom CoTweet
It's the day before the Big12 Championship. It's not snowing in Austin like they said it would. Slow day. I think I'll Tweet about hammers10:23 AM Dec 4thfrom CoTweet
So Texas, TCU and Oregon all win in blowouts. That means this week's poll will be: 1. Florida 2. Notre Dame 3. USC 4. Remainder of SEC8:04 PM Oct 31stfrom web
What is with the new T-mobile and Pistachio ad campaigns? Are D-level celebs too expensive now? Dana Carvey and the Palin ex? Really?8:03 PM Oct 19thfrom web
@FantasyFreaks Now that Welker is out, do I go with Lance Moore or Bernard Berrian in PPR league?9:10 AM Sep 20thfrom web
Reason #2 to use Twitter: Trending topics are a great way to learn about celebrity deaths. RIP Bodhi.7:50 PM Sep 14thfrom web
Just watched someone walk up to a broken escalator, then rather than take the staircase nearby, walk 100 feet away to a different escalator2:39 PM Sep 1stfrom TwitterBerry
