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dtetto

  1. My beard may be shorter tomorrow. instagr.am/p/LcPJ-kTfTe/
  2. Wild Turkey, by Kirby instagr.am/p/LcAS7xzfdD/
  3. Told the most elaborate story to one of my best friends and she replied, “Well, the Mission works in mysterious ways.” Yes. Yes it does.
  4. Someone just asked for the nearest “MAC machine” and it took me a minute to respond because I was in New Jersey and it was 1994.
  5. New pilsner glasses capable of spooky curses instagr.am/p/LZa7qfj8yF/
  6. Hi, Sutro. instagr.am/p/LWvlgwj896/
  7. I’m always struggling to lock up my bike or juggle two slices of pizza. Just can’t catch a break.
  8. Just came up with a pretty good Plan B. Maybe even better than Plan A.
  9. twitter.com/dtetto/status/…
  10. Woman jaywalking while brushing her hair and yelling into her phone can not BELIEVE the ridiculous thing she just saw.
  11. OK, but not just three sentences, three PERFECT sentences.
  12. Filled. @fieldnotesbrand twitter.com/dtetto/status/…
  13. I’m a devotee of the printed word because it weathers and ages and remembers where its been, but mostly it’s a lot of coffee-stained pages.
  14. When buying a used Bible: the King James, always, for its poetry. And for the crazy. twitter.com/dtetto/status/…
  15. Scientists warn not to look directly at the eclipse with less than three pairs of sunglasses.
  16. When buying a used Bible: the King James, always, for its poetry. And for the crazy. twitter.com/dtetto/status/…
  17. Long chat about literature with a homeless man. And life advice: “Don’t visit New York with a woman because it’s a good city to meet women.”
  18. Hard to say, but I think it’s a peanut-butter-marshmallow-banana sandwich on white bread deep-fried and coated in Cocoa Crispies.