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  1. There's nothing better than working late and then ALSO getting stuck in traffic on the way home. 6:26 PM Nov 24th from mobile web
  2. New delivery from Mr. Beer. I think I know what I'm doing this evening... - photo at http://twitxr.com/dstautber... 4:27 PM Nov 11th from twitxr
  3. Overhear at lunch: "Buffalo wings are like edible spoons you use to eat blue cheese soup." 9:31 AM Nov 11th from mobile web
  4. @gayleforce just invented the Borrachodoro Technique: 25 minutes of drinking 1 beer shot per minute, then 5 minutes of eating nachos. 12:04 PM Nov 10th from Echofon
  5. Irony is buying a new pot with a sticker on the inside bragging about the teflon non-stick surface, and being unable to get the sticker off. 4:56 PM Nov 7th from Echofon
  6. We need to send @gayleforce to shotgun sound effect training so she can make the appropriate sound when she calls the "reload" method. 6:58 AM Nov 6th from Echofon
  7. Splitting pizza for lunch with your coworkers: priceless. No, wait... actually it's $4.50. 10:22 AM Nov 4th from Echofon
  8. OH: "We can discontinue this patient's lipitor because they stopped eating bacon." "That's a shame." "Sure is, because lipitor is delicious" 10:47 AM Nov 3rd from Echofon
  9. Atoms are tiny. No, I mean really tiny. Yeah, even smaller than that. Ok, just check this out: http://tinyurl.com/mac6zv 6:40 PM Oct 28th from Echofon
  10. Yeah, that's right. I just admitted that awesomeness makes me cry... 12:35 PM Oct 25th from web
  11. I probably need to let my emotions out more often. I was watching a Megadeth concert on HDNET and started crying because it was so awesome. 12:34 PM Oct 25th from web
  12. We have so much technical debt on our project that we can't run a rake build without having @jimweirich as a co-signer. #geekjokes 8:42 AM Oct 23rd from web
  13. Starting a new meme: "We have so much technical debt" jokes. Chime in with your own... 5:47 AM Oct 23rd from web
  14. We have so much technical debt that I tried to install a new gem and it asked me for collateral... 5:46 AM Oct 23rd from web
  15. We have so much technical debt on my project that some days it's all I can do to make an interest payment... 5:44 AM Oct 23rd from web
  16. Spent the past hour or so tracking down an issue that ended up being _yet_again_ a result of rails class-reloading problems. *sigh* 12:12 PM Oct 22nd from Echofon
  17. Overheard at work: "I heard recently that you can't burp in space." 9:43 AM Oct 22nd from Echofon
  18. Yay, the car battery is being replaced under warranty. Small victories... 11:38 AM Oct 5th from mobile web
  19. Is 10 months too long to go without a car problem? Apparently it is... 10:40 AM Oct 5th from mobile web
  20. My first pour from Mr. Beer. The carbonation process seems to have worked. :-) - photo at http://twitxr.com/dstautber... 4:35 PM Sep 23rd from twitxr
  • Name Dean Stautberg
  • Location Columbus, OH, USA
  • Web http://stautberg.net
  • Bio Software developer, gamer, bass player
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