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They trashed the place pretty bad and nicked some of my dad's things. Off now for a walk through with the New Hanover County sheriff dept. 5:37 AM Nov 26th from web
Someone broke into my late grandmother's house last night. Whomever it was should be thankful that I decided not to sleep there last night. 5:36 AM Nov 26th from web
I will never say another bad thing about Chuck Kaiton after listening to these toolbags from Anaheim. 7:44 PM Nov 25th from txt
The best thing about celebrating holidays with my family is that none of them are bothered that I look like a vagrant. 6:21 PM Nov 25th from web
@arspringfield I threw a crapload of flavorey stuff on them and I'm pretty sure the oven is on. Good enough, right? 3:09 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to arspringfield
@arspringfield @nicktripp Baptists in MY liquor store? It's more likely than you think. 3:06 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to arspringfield
Don't try to be a hero if any giant ribless pigs come by looking for me. Just run. Save yourself. 3:06 PM Nov 25th from web
Now I take a shower while they cook so I can be ready for a post-dinner, late-night holiday car trip to Wilmington. 3:05 PM Nov 25th from web
Too ugly out to fight with charcoal, so I chucked some monster-sized pork ribs into the oven. I'm talkin' hogzilla ribs. HOGZILLA YOU GUYS! 3:00 PM Nov 25th from web
@lilithsaintcrow Congratulations! You're a sensational storyteller, and I'm so excited the world is discovering your work! 1:27 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to lilithsaintcrow
Plug #2: @FloralExpr is open till 7pm today for last minute holiday flowers. Get a centerpiece for your table or a bouquet for your hostess. 9:07 AM Nov 25th from web
Plug of the day #1: If you live or work in Chatham and drink coffee, smoothies, hot cocoa or hot tea, I suggest you follow @MobileEspresso 9:02 AM Nov 25th from web
Joe Lieberman looks like a demented nutcracker marionette mashup. ClakclakclakclakNO PUBLIC OPTIONclakclakclak! http://bit.ly/6C2VjZ 6:36 PM Nov 24th from web
@knitterplease I'm local, but I don't know if we're technically friends. Whatcha needs? 3:05 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to knitterplease
@knitterplease Need someone to fuck up your day when things are actually going alright? There's an ass for that. 2:08 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to knitterplease
@antonstrout That would be me! I'd rather have 15k quality words than a 50k pile of crap, though. 10:03 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to antonstrout
@arspringfield Settle down, Beavis. 6:23 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to arspringfield
Some of you were wondering why I find bump-its so terrifying? http://bit.ly/8XDCLh 6:01 AM Nov 24th from TweetMeme
NHL, will you kiss the Canes fans? We like to be kissed-- when someone is doing sex to us! 6:55 PM Nov 23rd from web
Ahh, breakfast for supper. *happysigh* 4:44 PM Nov 23rd from web

Name Donnie Springfield
Location Pittsboro, NC
Web http://www.chatha...
Bio Family man, embedded PC professional, amateur novelist, part-time florist, voracious reader, hockey fan. Currently obsessed with the Carolina Hurricanes.