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  1. I can't remember anything ever being funnier than listening to this infomercial for the jawhorse with my eyes closed.about 1 hour ago from UberTwitter
  2. Henry (my cat) just walked into the bathroom, and closed the door. I guess he needs his privacy.about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. Just a head's up: there is no such thing as Titty-Twister Tuesday. So if some jerk pulls that crap, you can tell him to stop. Or not.about 6 hours ago from UberTwitter
  4. @wcdunn I've done countless hours of extensive research on CCD, so if you want me to read over your paper, and tell you what I think, I can.about 15 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to wcdunn
  5. Once again, I'm finishing a paper at the last minute. why does my life feel like a constant race to the starting line?about 18 hours ago from UberTwitter
  6. Bad news:We dropped in quarterfinals to a brilliant case about mandated TBI screening for active military. Good news: Nap time!1:04 PM Nov 7th from UberTwitter
  7. Two teams enter, one team leaves. Oh the joys of single elimination.11:17 AM Nov 7th from UberTwitter
  8. @aricjohnstone I'm glad you read that, it's soooo good. Did you cry?7:45 PM Nov 6th from UberTwitter in reply to aricjohnstone
  9. Any debate squad who chooses long beach over SLC the week of the gsl is making a bad choice. Non-debaters: I'll stop the debate tweets now.4:22 PM Nov 6th from UberTwitter
  10. @theyellowstereo I'd wish, but I'm in wyoming at a university debate tournament. After tuesday I'm going to have a life again so hit me up.3:56 PM Nov 6th from UberTwitter in reply to theyellowstereo
  11. If it makes me win the round, I WILL argue that completely ending our military policy in Afghanistan doesn't involve troop removal, lol.3:52 PM Nov 6th from UberTwitter
  12. Dear lazy debaters: don't assume that I'm advocating something I don't specifically say or I'll delink out of your DAs and you'll lose. :)3:49 PM Nov 6th from UberTwitter
  13. Bull shit nonsensical interpretations of metaphorical debate resolutions are making me very angry. NWCC: your strategy sucks.11:23 AM Nov 6th from UberTwitter
  14. No state has prettier sagebrush than wyoming! Gorgeous drive this is.11:14 AM Nov 5th from UberTwitter
  15. No more class until monday, unfortunately I'm still not going to be able to find any leisure time before then.2:05 PM Nov 4th from UberTwitter
  16. Credit to my last tweet goes to the always hilarious @shitmydadsays1:15 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  17. RT "Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."1:14 PM Nov 4th from UberTwitter
  18. Thanks you University Hospital for having a 24 hour starbucks - this is still my favorite late night/all night study/cramming location.12:05 AM Nov 4th from UberTwitter
  19. To all of my friends who've spent time and money in Maine and Washington: today it will all pay off. Cross your fingers and vote.9:48 AM Nov 3rd from UberTwitter
  20. @setuhatu @malloryleigh if you want beer or sake with your sushi, don't go to oh on 33rd - no liquor license. Fyi http://myloc.me/1jchB2:41 PM Nov 2nd from UberTwitter in reply to setuhatu