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  2. @jefito It would be on mine if I still read books.
  3. This was the greatest episode of Soundcheck ever. wnyc.org/shows/soundche…
  4. @jefito @julianvelard I told you about @jewbadours three months ago, you ass.
  5. @jefito You can always sing Tom's Diner to get it out.
  6. @mathaim @cboehm I'm not getting older. I'm getting better.
  7. @mathaim @cboehm There's a reason I stopped using that as a screen name, you know.
  8. @iampigeon @sambarouge But a mistrial doesn't set a precedent He can still be re-tried.
  9. @historicindiana Very cool.
  10. @historicindiana Elvis event to celebrate the 35th anniversary of his last concert in Indianapolis?
  11. @drharms Yeah, I saw it. Thanks!
  12. @tannenbaumr @richardmarx That's the last time I take a picture of Rush Street and send it to @jasonhare.
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  17. @IrishJava @annehaines @MySummerofBruce It would probably be a series of essays and shit rather than a bio.