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dschafs

  1. You know that they are desperate for people to complete surveys when they start calling shops instead of homes #yourenotthatsneaky 8:35 PM May 29th via web
  2. The day is coming when a single carrot, freshly observed, will set off a revolution. Paul Cezanne 9:02 AM May 29th via web
  3. Whenever I play hide and go seek I get this unnecessary urge to pee, real bad. #bewareodthenervouspee 7:38 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. When a customer doesn't have enough fries in their carton #itsbecauseyoualreadyatehalfofthem #customerserviceprobz 8:50 PM May 24th via web
  5. When a customer comes right when you're cashing out #customerserviceprobz 8:49 PM May 24th via web
  6. Success is the sum of small efforts repeated day in and day out" Robert Collier 10:27 AM May 23rd via web
  7. you are HIV Alideen 6:47 PM May 21st via web
  8. Some people feel the rain, others just get wet. #BobMarley 3:52 PM May 18th via web
  9. tortellini definitely used to taste different 1:33 PM May 18th via web
  10. Life is all about making connections #letmetellya 1:26 PM May 18th via web
  11. hello atco gas guy, yes I'm wearing my pajamas, yes I will let you in my house to test my meter #thishappenedinreallife #soundsdirty 12:48 PM May 18th via web
  12. three speeding tickets in a year? #nowIalwaysgothespeedlimit #NOT 2:49 PM May 12th via web
  13. taxis and police vechile look too similar from a distance #nowIalwaysgothespeedlimit 2:48 PM May 12th via web
  14. My cousin has become my peasant for an entire week! This is will interesting! 9:27 PM May 9th via web
  15. I may have not gone where I intended to go, but I think I ended up where I needed to be. -Douglas Adams 9:16 PM May 9th via web
  16. They tell me I'm G. I say like a boss. 9:02 PM May 9th via web
  17. @mistakryska I love you girl! We have lots of fun on our adventures! 8:21 AM May 8th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mistakryska
  18. Got an up grade on the vehicle #thenavigator #whatabeast 9:20 PM May 7th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. Only my family would request oh Canada in #Arizona and sing along at attention #organpizza #bitchesbecrazy 9:20 PM May 7th via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Danielle Schafer
  • Bio Good Morning starshine, the earth says: hello!
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