drunkstepfather
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i had some solid tweets but forgot them all
about 5 hours ago
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it was a furniture polishing accident....
about 21 hours ago
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i am not dead - but i was just in the hospital all day - not that you care.
about 21 hours ago
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@ is in Montreal tonight. Ideal opportunity to get my boys together to gang rape her and cut out her voicebox with their dicks.
4:03 PM Nov 27th
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Tiger woods may have died in a car accident but will live on in videogames and iPhone apps until they become obsolete and forgotten
12:50 PM Nov 27th
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I used to do shots of whiskey now I do shots of cod liver oil, apple cider vinegar and whiskey
12:48 PM Nov 27th
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Most racist shopping day of the year named after the watts riots and la riots. Deals so good it's like you looting the place...black Friday
7:38 AM Nov 27th
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@ just went on about how he doesn't eat meat, even though we all know his gay ass does on the daily....
10:37 PM Nov 26th
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6:03 PM Nov 26th
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Tanning is only not gay if you get tanned raping all the women in a small tropical village
1:05 PM Nov 26th
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I have a love hate relationship with ugly girls I would have never noticed had they not been wearing leggings showing off their great asses
11:49 AM Nov 26th
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The older man next to me is rockin out and lip syncing to the beyonce if I was a boy song...
11:48 AM Nov 26th
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Even though I am not a frat boy, jock, dorky dad, truck driver or construction worker...I always find joy in "stuffing the turkey" jokes
11:33 AM Nov 26th
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I did a bunch of thanksgiving posts today even tho most people are smart enough to not go online today-i always waste time talkin to myself
11:27 AM Nov 26th
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@ if things go as planned, you'll be homeless and in line to get fed in a few thanksgivings. After a stint as a crackwhore and HIV
7:20 AM Nov 26th
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@ I am in Montreal. I don't play the cello, but when I was a kid I thought my scrotum was a string instrument
7:15 AM Nov 26th
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i am thankful the happy thanksgiving messges will soon be ending
7:13 AM Nov 26th
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That is why he invested in your stupid fake tits-hoping you'd be marketable
RT @ -My dad is such a pimp
10:21 PM Nov 25th
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Hey @ -I've seen both your sister and your girlfriend's pussy in video and you've seen them in person-we're like pussy brothers
9:23 PM Nov 25th
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@ nothing but love going back out to you. You are the originator of this celebrity bullshit.
9:20 PM Nov 25th
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- Name drunkenstepfather
- Location montreal
- Web http://www.drunke...
- Bio the best site on the internet that nobody reads.........
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