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  1. This is my 5,000th tweet-I will not tweet again until I have 5,000 followers-you won't miss me cuz you're assholes-but it's still my protest9:24 AM Nov 6th from web
  2. Maybe your dad is your bf RT @bottrill: My dad and bf use the same deodorant so I have some twisted freudian stuff goin on8:30 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  3. I resent that cuz i'm classy RT @CandaceRae: Follow friday to @drunkstepfather.... why? because everyone needs a good perv in there life ...8:19 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  4. Cybersex with me? RT @LHearst: for the first time in a while I have the day off... What should I do with myself?8:17 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  5. Just cuz you put black cock in you -doesn't mean you start talkin black RT @elizadushku: Yo, whasup. Momma B used to say that, bless her8:16 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  6. she'd only look ok if she was in a horrible accident cuz her face would have an excuse RT @InStyle: What do you think of @katyperry's Style?8:13 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  7. I would be honored-I hear moms are super easy and dont use condoms RT @imnotobsessed: Looking For A NYC Intern To Attend Event For INO MOMMY8:07 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  8. Today is the day follow Friday gets me 10,000 followers!8:00 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  9. My wife only puts her mouth on me when she notices I have accidentally spilled food on myself or when I taste salty from sweat cuz she a cow12:02 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  10. looks like @rachel_bilson has the most fascinating "celebrity" twitter page....she needs to get her assistant pretending to be here asap11:44 PM Nov 5th from web
  11. so @heidimontag @hollymontag @stephaniepratt -your bitch @spencerpratt blocked me here-lock up your panties he seems to have grown a pussy11:37 PM Nov 5th from web
  12. in stepfather news - http://bit.ly/1YaUio11:13 PM Nov 5th from web
  13. the emptying of a bottle is both a rewarding and miserable feeling11:10 PM Nov 5th from web
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  15. people who chill in antarctica are fucking weird.10:39 PM Nov 5th from web
  16. rape talk only lost 2 followers-i hope to wake up with 3 followers-will remind me how much i suck and in a weird way make me feel like I won8:56 PM Nov 5th from web
  17. why does everyone hate talking about rape - last time I checked it was a huge part of our history and instinct. It's in our DNA motherfucker7:05 PM Nov 5th from web
  18. You know you suck at rape when you can only get ugly chicks4:13 PM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  19. I was being unrealistic when thinkin I would only rape hot chicks cuz I don't want to fuck ugly chicks and rape is about taking what u want4:00 PM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  20. Turns out only ugly girls get raped because they like the male attention so if you have been raped it is cuz you ugly and wanted it3:57 PM Nov 5th from TweetDeck