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  1. how to get paid to be a drunk: have you ever looked through all those lists of "how to make money on the interne... bit.ly/pwax8T 1:00 PM Oct 21st, 2011 via twitterfeed
  2. fuck work: after 3 weeks of 10-hour workdays and work-saturdays, we were so close to being finished our website ... bit.ly/pKdSwP 3:19 PM Sep 22nd, 2011 via twitterfeed
  3. took that home and put guacamole on it. voila! make-your-own cali burger! thanks @dadboner for the idea, too bad BK is so inconvenient. 1:59 PM Sep 1st, 2011 via web
  4. instead i went to @mcdonalds (no problem finding a couple of those) and got a mushroom swiss burger. had them put some extra bacon on it. 1:57 PM Sep 1st, 2011 via web
  5. never actually got that cali burger from @burgerking. it's surprisingly hard to find a burger king around here. why make it so hard, guys? 1:56 PM Sep 1st, 2011 via web
  6. if @burgerking isn't paying @dadboner, they sure should be. i'm gonna go get a california whopper JUST because captain karl mentioned them 1:00 PM Aug 30th, 2011 via web
  7. everyone else think of things michelle bachmann is going to bring back. then get drunk so you forget that she is a real person 5:46 AM Aug 18th, 2011 via web
  8. other things michelle bachmann promises to bring back: soda jerks with those funny hats #michellebachmann 5:45 AM Aug 18th, 2011 via web
  9. other things michelle bachmann promises to bring back: kids with slingshots in their back pockets #michellebachman 5:43 AM Aug 18th, 2011 via web
  10. michelle bachmann promises to bring back $2 gas. other things she promises to bring back: date night at the sock hop #michellebachman 5:40 AM Aug 18th, 2011 via web
  11. michelle bachmann promises to bring back $2 gas. other things she promises to bring back: spend a nickel at the malt shop #michellebachman 5:39 AM Aug 18th, 2011 via web
  12. michelle bachmann promises to bring back $2 gas. other things she promises to bring back: $1800 studebakers #michellebachmann 5:37 AM Aug 18th, 2011 via web
  13. michelle bachmann promises to bring back $2 gas. other things she promises to bring back: gumdrops, 1 for a penny #michellebachmann 5:36 AM Aug 18th, 2011 via web
  14. michelle bachmann promises to bring back $2 gas. other things she promises to bring back: 10 cent moon pies #michellebachmann 5:35 AM Aug 18th, 2011 via web
  15. michelle bachmann promises to bring back $2 gas. other things she promises to bring back: 1.50 drive-in movies #michellebachman 5:35 AM Aug 18th, 2011 via web
  16. FUC K YOU: YO AFUCK YOU. listen. i'm drizzzzzzzunk. i get drunk stay drunk cause i kill it and i rule and yalll ... http://bit.ly/qwoqdT 10:40 PM Aug 6th, 2011 via twitterfeed
  17. i mean, it's not like the pulitzer committee was going to see that misplaced apostrophe and go "not this year, karl. not this year." 12:07 PM Jul 13th, 2011 via web
  18. pretty steamed at @dadboner. really breaks the illusion when you take the time to correct a misplaced apostrophe in a tweet about peeners. 12:04 PM Jul 13th, 2011 via web
  19. "cheap" liquor: here's an article about "cheap liquor" that has a pretty loose interpretation of the word "cheap... http://bit.ly/jrsvpf 12:43 PM Jun 2nd, 2011 via twitterfeed
  20. how is drinking mouthwash any cheaper than buying booze: so here's a story about a place where alcoholics go to ... http://bit.ly/kuNM8Z 7:29 AM May 6th, 2011 via twitterfeed