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DrunkenMartina

  1. To me, the funniest thing would be if Scott Borchetta sold Big Machine to Mike Curb tomorrow morning. 9:17 PM May 21st via TweetDeck
  2. MARTINA FUN FACT: There's something 'bout a truck in a farmer's field that makes me want to change the station. 7:59 AM May 10th via TweetDeck
  3. Total namby pamby. Could easily beat him up. RT @TerieV what's your take on Jake Owens sudden marriage? 10:55 PM May 9th via web
  4. Do not suffer from gender dysphoria. Also, could probably beat you up. RT @yllomolly why aren't you martini mcgroom. 10:43 PM May 9th via web
  5. Yes, I think it's a proud day for all former mullet-wearers. RT @vCARLAv are u proud of Blake for winning the Voice? 10:40 PM May 9th via web
  6. Who's awake and inquisitive? I'll take 3 questions at random. 10:22 PM May 9th via web
  7. Behind scenes at White House: "Hunter Hayes sold HOW MANY singles? Yeah, we might as well go live with this marriage equality thing." 8:12 PM May 9th via TweetDeck
  8. If you're ever going to bet on an anthem singer commandeering a vehicle and winning the race, now's the time. Call me Martinica McPatrick. 5:37 PM May 9th via TweetDeck
  9. So you're singing the anthem at the Indy 500, huh? You're not? Oh right, that's ME. I'M DOING IT, BITCHES. Best recognize. 5:20 PM May 9th via TweetDeck
  10. MARTINA FUN FACT: I haven't been this drunk since the night I went clubbing with Kim Jong-il. 1:47 PM Apr 17th via TweetDeck
  11. Friday the 13th or no, I still say the most terrifying thing I've ever seen is Wynonna buying a tube top. 4:01 PM Apr 13th via TweetDeck
  12. MARTINA FUN FACT: The only thing Hunter Hayes has ever actually "hunted" for is deals on women's tees. 12:39 PM Apr 13th via TweetDeck
  13. Just asked Eric Church if he knows Billy Joe Shaver. He said "Naw, man, I use Schick." 4:52 PM Apr 9th via TweetDeck
  14. MARTINA FUN FACT: Justin Moore is so short that he uses a Peep as a body pillow. 2:25 PM Apr 9th via TweetDeck
  15. Just told Joe Don Rooney about Merle turning 75 today. He got all excited and said he loved her in "Sophie's Choice." 1:50 PM Apr 6th via TweetDeck
  16. #ff @DrunkenMartina 1:19 PM Apr 6th via TweetDeck
  17. Q: What's the only surefire way to tell the difference between Brantley Gilbert and Jason Aldean? A: Consult a proctologist. 6:41 PM Apr 5th via TweetDeck
  18. MARTINA CONFESSIONS: I've always half-suspected that Kix Brooks is Kermit the Frog's Milli Vanilli. 2:58 PM Apr 5th via TweetDeck
  19. Um, guys? Being Rhett Akins' son isn't actually a talent. 8:48 PM Apr 4th via TweetDeck
  20. MARTINA FUN FACT: Jake Owen's hair is greasier than a Tahitian bordello. 6:58 PM Apr 4th via TweetDeck
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  • Bio I can drink that pansy Blake Shelton under the table any day of the week.
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