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  1. Hoarders just makes me want to be 100X more organized in my life.
  2. @EmergentOrder: Good luck. Boyfriend is in a similar boat; he has a criminal justice degree but law enforcement is not an option for him.
  3. i trimmed my hair. now i have bangs again instead of a longish hot mess that is either in my eyes or back in a barrette.
  4. I made a million cookies. ONE MILLION, I TELL YOU!
  5. RT @tllanes: I dream of a day when citizens are outraged about war crimes, but don't give a rat's ass about celebrity sex scandals. RT @ ...
  6. On a related note: Count how many tweets @TempleDems has put up announcing new, pointless committee heads. LOL MINI-BUREAUCRATS!
  7. This is probably mean, but I almost barfed after seeing how unattractive @TempleDems has become since I left the group. Fucking gross.
  8. Spritzes are pissing me off right now. Bastards.
  9. @JonBorowski: It's a big cast iron pot or when you fart in bed and pull the covers over your partner's head, forcing them to inhale. :D
  10. @thelesbianmafia: I can't watch that. I'll blubber like a baby for hours.
  11. Time to make and freeze some spritzes. Yum.
  12. RT @VeronicaAshe: Just used this to clear away those who feel I'm unworthy a follow back. I'll use this often. Twitter Karma: http://dig ...
  13. omg. THIS APARTMENT IS SO COLD.
  14. RT @thomaslennon: Badly Drawn Boy is now the soundtrack for anti-depressant commercials. Will it help if Badly Drawn Boy MADE me depressed?
  15. Oy. I spent the last hour taking an Xacto knife to cardstock and covering my fingers with Modge Podge just so I can say I made gift tags.
  16. Drunkenatheist.com: Finally! (a crafting post) http://drunkenatheist.com/2009/12/12/finally/
  17. RT @digg_politics: "Supreme Court Clears Man Arrested for Bulge in his Pants " - http://digg.com/d21Ce1i?t8
  18. Just reposted an email from Linda Forrest @ SOS Beagles. They in dire need of medical funding for an elderly,... http://bit.ly/63SxXb
  19. RT @MySuckyRoommate: Photoset: Let’s call this a photo essay of sorts. In the first photo, we have an ordinary cabinet door. In... http: ...
  20. Animal lovers, plz consider donating to Lady's impending surgeries this year. I would, but can't afford it. :( http://tinyurl.com/yeku7ph