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  1. I've always wanted to throw something at a customer. Not hard, just kinda bounce it off their face
  2. I have most of a new blog post written, but i'm gonna have to wait 'till i get a day off to get it up. The blog post that is.
  3. Prescription for the 12 hour workday blues, Air Supply! AIr Supply! Air Supply on the store radio!
  4. I impressed a hot jewish chick today by knowing what a mohel was. Perhaps i'm not as big of a backwards-ass redneck as i thought.
  5. In a sleep deprived haze, the drugmonkey saves some numbnut's liver. I only ask for a nap in return.
  6. I'm celebrating the festival of 12 hour workdays! Its kinda like the 12 days of Christmas. Except without the presents. And with more work.
  7. Ever wonder what goes through a Chinese factory worker's mind as he churns out case after case of size 44 underwear for fat-ass Americans?
  8. Wichita Lineman. Why has anyone, anywhere, at any time, bought that song? I mean, I suppose if you were an actual lineman in Wichita
  9. Just watched Sara Palin's press conference. Is she on speed? What.....the.....fuck.....
  10. Happy July 4th!! If not for George Washington we'd have universal, high-quality health care! That's reason to celebrate!!
  11. Beat it......just beat it.....oh hell...I think I just shook my ass a little.
  12. Couldn't stop myself. Just put in a Michael Jackson CD. God help me.
  13. @PharmacyGenius It was CVS. Their conversion of the local Long's has been a disaster, sending a steady stream of unhappy customers my way.
  14. Nothing says "I am a man with class" quite like a sports jersey 5 sizes too big.
  15. Prescription Solutions help desk hangs up on me. It's a good thing we don't have government employees involved in health care though.
  16. CVS just pissed off the hottest chick ever and she ended up at my counter. Never have i been so happy for corporate incompetence
  17. AWP of Oracea going up by $100/month. And it was such a good value before....
  18. I have bedhead right now that makes me look like I have horns. Like some sort of devil. Sweet.
  19. Hits on the blog today from 4 insurance companies, a major drug manufacturer, and headquarters of 1 of the big 3 drug chains.
  20. Happy Canada day to my favorite country on the planet.....:)