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  1. I'll be damned if I just didn't see a hot diabetic
  2. Incredibly obvious from the amount of xanax flying out the door today people are getting ready for quality time with the family.
  3. Just had to explain to someone it was thanksgiving tomorrow. They had no idea and I was not surprised.
  4. Couldn't believe how the crowd just stood there though. What happened to the mosh pit? We are old and no longer cool.
  5. If you missed Pearl Jam on Austin City Limits this weekend the only honorable thing to do is kill yourself. Kick-ass version of "Porch"
  6. An hour and 3 minutes later, I at last reach walgreens idea of the most accessable health professional.
  7. The quest to reach a walgreens pharmacist is soon to enter its second hour.....
  8. Oh my god! Grandma swallowed some pills! Call the Walgreens pharmacist! An hour later, you're still on hold and Grandma's dead.
  9. 15 minutes and counting. Walgreens. The pharmacy America trusts not to answer the phone.
  10. On hold with walgreens 10 minutes and counting. On their doctor line.
  11. The CEO of Mothers Against Drunk Driving is named Charles Hurley. Am I the only one who sees something wrong with this picture?
  12. Send a coat hanger to pro-choice Dems who voted for #Stupak Amendment: http://www.sendacoathanger.com @credomobile Please RT
  13. Ever wonder why Colonel Gaddafi doesn't promote himself? Are there generals in Libya that technically outrank him?
  14. So the guy who ran the first marathon died, which begs the question, whose bright idea was it to run the second one?
  15. A nurse just called me hon. I don't blame her. I am very hon-like.
  16. Tricare, you are either with us or with the terrorists. It is obvious this night which side you have chosen.
  17. Charge card lady is back and trying to pay with a duplicate check. Hopeful * and* resourceful she is.
  18. Customer trying their credit card again after the 4th reject. It's nice to know hope can spring eternal.
  19. Least surprising headline ever: "Anticholenergic Drugs & the Elderly: Not a Good Mix" Also, I've heard bears shit in the woods.
  20. One of the things holding me back is the fear I would lose so much blog material.