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  1. Why sports memoirs suck - http://bit.ly/7rLRRy - Ron Duguay: I'd write memoirs if I could remember anything. Maybe cocaine didn't help. about 1 hour ago from web
  2. Chuck Norris fact: He is so dumb, when his wife suggested doggy style, he started licking his balls - http://bit.ly/6HwMkj about 4 hours ago from Power Twitter
  3. In Starbucks, realized the difference between solicitor and barrister: the former takes client instructions, the latter prepares the drink. 4:49 AM Dec 17th from Power Twitter
  4. Our core competency is corporate team-building exercises 4:43 AM Dec 17th from Power Twitter
  5. Definitive proof Facebook is evil - tells users if they want privacy they can always lie - http://bit.ly/4HmJe4 - http://bit.ly/4ABQ6n 4:09 AM Dec 16th from Power Twitter
  6. congratulates you on having milked a cow and been Marlon Brando in a past life 2:40 AM Dec 16th from Power Twitter
  7. is a fat cat who gets it. most of the time, anyway. 7:51 AM Dec 15th from web
  8. Tiger Woods doctor busted for doping - http://bit.ly/8xy24n - whatever the 42-year-old Olympic swimmer was getting, I want some. 7:37 AM Dec 15th from web
  9. Pictures of 2009 - http://bit.ly/79n351 4:43 AM Dec 15th from Power Twitter
  10. Unfortunately, the people Obama calls 'fat cats who don't get it' run his economic policy. http://bit.ly/8jC3AR 4:26 AM Dec 15th from Power Twitter
  11. Welcome to New Jersey. Do not taunt, torment, tease, harass, annoy, deride, vex or abuse the guidos. Or the Bruce. 7:10 PM Dec 14th from Power Twitter
  12. all I want for Christmas is absolute power and world domination. 9:42 AM Dec 14th from web
  13. @Pogue phooey on AT&T - Blackberry Bold users have similar 3G issues as iPhone. However other phones do not have as many dropped calls. 9:21 AM Dec 14th from web in reply to Pogue
  14. RT @wbboydhttp://twitpic.com/ta9z7- I cant believe Tiger Woods already has a new endorsement. 5:56 PM Dec 12th from Power Twitter
  15. If I was Tiger Woods, at this point I'd really be looking to develop new hobbies, not drop the old ones. 5:41 PM Dec 12th from Power Twitter
  16. Gradual change is unacceptable! We demand swift furious retribution for any and all wrongs. oops, my TV show's on, brb http://bit.ly/6n54zk 10:55 AM Dec 11th from Power Twitter
  17. is delaying the inevitable 3:59 AM Dec 11th from Power Twitter
  18. RT @vonOberst: We passed that field and fountain already. Following yonder star is not the same as asking for directions. #passiveaggr ... 7:40 AM Dec 10th from web
  19. RT @kimberthegiver: Its Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas. Actually, its looked like Christmas since Halloween, but whatever. #pass ... 7:39 AM Dec 10th from web
  20. Hark. The Hairy Angel Sings. Christmas Carols In The Shower Again. #passiveaggressivecarols 7:29 AM Dec 10th from Power Twitter