drtobiasfunke
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Ready to unbutton my pants and get stuffed.
2:38 PM Nov 25th
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Thinking about turducken for thanksgiving. Meat shoved inside more meat shoved inside even more meat just gets my lips smacking.
7:39 PM Nov 23rd
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@ I truly appreciate you standing tall behind me.
1:22 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to fghnstn_bnnstn
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Feeling a bit flabby around the hips after Vegas weekend. Nothing a little shakira shake and a good soul-draining cry can't take care of.
2:48 PM Nov 18th
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@ It's my pleasure to be following behind you.
8:02 AM Nov 18th
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in reply to Worldmind
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Just got back from Las Vegas seeing Thunder Down Under. Quite magical, though not an homage to Australian meteorology as expected.
7:28 AM Nov 17th
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I feel like I've been missing in action. I think I need to find new ways of better exposing myself.
11:09 AM Nov 10th
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Voting with Lindsay and Maeby. Hope they remember to use enough force to jam that stick right through the punchhole.
2:27 PM Nov 3rd
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Rooting for that man who wears the purple lipstick on the Yankees. It's nice to know teammates warmly embrace each others' differences
11:41 AM Nov 2nd
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Putty my costume together for tonight. Hoping i can corner the market on sexy male nurses at the party.
5:23 PM Oct 31st
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Been struggling with monogomy issue for years. I think my sexual prowess is just too big to be restrained by my pants.
1:24 PM Oct 28th
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@ Make sure that he has plenty of powder for the chafing. I can't emphasize that enough.
10:46 PM Oct 23rd
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in reply to stirph
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If you've always wanted to spread me apart to look deep inside, enjoy my conversation with @
1:22 PM Oct 23rd
from Seesmic
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Not sure who Sean Hannity is, but as a professional analrapist, I think he should drop trough and get a proper spanking.
3:00 PM Oct 22nd
from Seesmic
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Medically, I'd diagnose Balloon Boy's parents as Narcissistic. Professionally, I'd diagnose him as a grade A entertainer.
5:19 AM Oct 19th
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@ Had an audition for role of "Gerbil" in Circue Du Soleil's animal-themed show. Unfortunately I was too squirmy for dark cave scenes
3:19 PM Oct 15th
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in reply to Mcmex
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@ what an honor. Don't forget powder. The chafing can be a real hindrance when you just want to go out dancing with the guys.
9:13 AM Oct 15th
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in reply to levicole
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I've never played fantasy football, but I imagine the leather and boas would get really annoying after a while.
7:11 AM Oct 15th
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Going to see Couples Retreat. If only Lindsay would stop pressuring me for sex and start with counseling, we would have a fighting chance.
7:59 PM Oct 6th
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@ I certainly don't discriminate when it comes to bananas. My mouth will open up and welcome in any shape, size and color.
7:51 PM Oct 6th
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in reply to BaltimoreGal
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- Name Dr. Tobias Funke
- Location Balboa Beach, CA
- Web http://en.wikiped...
- Bio Aspiring leading man and world's first analyst-therapist
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