DrSamuelJohnson
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@ Like an Oxen-Heart athwart a Bottle of AJAX
about 11 hours ago
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in reply to BaronTwonk
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Aristocratick Bedlamite Lady GAGA to join . Mrs THRALE cancels all Engagements; I vow to hide 'neath a BLANKET.
about 11 hours ago
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Potato-fac'd Mistrel Master Olly MURS has shown great Humbleness & Dignitie in his VICTORIE
about 11 hours ago
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Democratick Gov't is in rude Health when more people have cast Votes for Mister Olly MURS than for Mister Gordon BROWN
about 11 hours ago
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Impending Christmas sees all Costermongers unveil their identickal commercial DIRGES. Two Guineas for a Minc'd Pie &c.
about 11 hours ago
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Dauntingly-dom'd Northumbrians ANT & DEC are mere shills for Mister NINTENDO'S dismal Pocket-Distracktion
about 11 hours ago
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@ Sir, forgive my Correcktion but Miss MINOGUE has come dress'd as Mister WALL'S Viennetta
about 12 hours ago
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in reply to mrchrisaddison
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Mister COWELL, brush'd Bear; Mister WALSH, mawkish Peasant; Miss MINOGUE, waxen Harpy; Mrs COLE paint'd Sparrow
about 12 hours ago
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I am most gravely afear'd that tho' Miss Stacey SOLOMON's Tallow-Candle is LIT, no-one is at HOME
about 12 hours ago
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@ Humbly correckt'd
about 12 hours ago
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in reply to timtfj
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Squinting Zealot Mister Nick GRIFFIN now turns his sordid Talent for Denial from Prussian MASSACRE to Climatick CHANGE
about 12 hours ago
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Bereft of what Americkans do call 'Skin in the Game' Mawkish Bog-Peasant Mister Louis WALSH is a mere Specktator
about 12 hours ago
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@ Sir, I have no Appetite for the soothing Laudanum of Miss BRUCE's Antiquarian Road-Show
about 12 hours ago
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in reply to danielmaier
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Smirking Farmhand Mister Vernon KAY'S Family Fortunes offers Redemption to those bless'd with neither Wealth nor TALENT
about 12 hours ago
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The Idiot-Lantern divides that Nation betwixt Mister COWELL'S Child-Minstrels & Senor GUARDIOLA'S Classico of Footballery
about 12 hours ago
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@ Madam, you are bless'd with your . Mine is a Miasma of Messrs, Molly & PERIWIG
about 16 hours ago
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in reply to RealSharHorgan
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The modern Scrivener gives himself away 'pon a . I write of Periwigs, Mollys & Beseeching
about 16 hours ago
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Newspapers heave 'neath the Weight of Reviews of the Decade's Musick: the comely Miss KNOWLES looms large which is CAPITAL
about 16 hours ago
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@ Madam, I believe 'twas written by a Zealot or a Fruit-Cake.
about 20 hours ago
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in reply to msgracefh
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At MARYLEBONE, the crown'd Heads & monied Interests of Europe do exchange GOLD for Cheese of similar VALUE
10:59 AM Nov 28th
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- Name Samuel Johnson
- Location 17 Gough Square, London
- Bio Writer, Dictionary Compiler, Wit, Wracked by th'infernal GOUT
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