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DrSamuelJohnson

  1. For those who would gad about clad as a Spanish Dancing-Master from the MCMLXXXs, pray follow @balearicbaloney
  2. @doctorbonerwang @dokheisenberg Sirs, you show a curious Lack of Regard for Doctors HOOK, OETKER, ALBAN & OZ
  3. England swath'd by BUNTING for the Jubilee, for no true-born Englishman can enjoy himself absent of a sponsor'd BANNER
  4. Impress'd by Mister Grant HOLT'S Command of the English TONGUE, I hereby defer to him on all Matters of Grammar & SPELLING / @holty30
  5. Trampoline (n.) spring-heel'd Well-Spring of calamitous TUMBLES that are the Main-Stay of Thou Hast Been Fram'd
  6. Trampoline (n.) spring-heel'd Pen for detaining Infants in aerial Motion, safely away from common Children
  7. Bravo for Battleship, a faithful maritime Re-telling of Transformers, with the comely Miss Robyn FENTY in the Role of Miss Megan FOX
  8. Thanks unto milord NORTH, who does advise that Messrs JD SPORTS & WETHERSPOON are Outfitters & Waterers to the MOB / via @LordNorth
  9. Bravo for Eurovision: one TURK does impersonate Borat & the entire British NATION does impersonate Miss Grace DENT in Response
  10. What is the familial Relationship 'twixt Messrs JD WETHERSPOON & JD SPORTS? I surmise they are low-born Father & Son of the High Street
  11. @Gaznipper Sir, I am stricken by hardscrabble Peasants who would drink at Mister WETHERSPOONS for two Guineas & a laminate MENU
  12. @JackofKent @paulbailey @MsLupin @wildscrutineer Good Day unto you. I am indeed real, evidenc'd by my Usage of the truthiest Medium: TWITTER
  13. Bravo for World Goth Day, an Event etch'd in many hearts, but mainly etch'd on the Fore-Arms of whey-fac'd self-harming STUDENTS
  14. Monsieur Franck RIBERY does play at the Champions' League Final, fresh from his Appearance as an Archer at the Battle of Crecy
  15. Bravo for Mister SHRIGLEY and his Fonts / @Andy_Leek get it here: bit.ly/HKJf4V