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DrPsychotic1

  1. Yeah, definitely gotta go to Kmart. I'm an excellent driver.
  2. "Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." -- H. L. Mencken
  3. A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
  4. There have been so many instances where someone went and shot people because "the voices told them to." Why don't... fb.me/1ifjLmEo6
  5. "Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don't want to waste your time, I know you want to go... http://fb.me/DK82VjlA
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  7. "A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?" -- Albert Einstein
  8. Success is when preparation meets opportunity. Hemorrhoids is when Preparration meets the H.
  9. New Craypoe.com Website DayDreamWarriors.org http://fb.me/Mr5JTGUy
  10. The greatest oak was once a little nut who held its ground. ~ Author Unknown .. "I'm a nut who held my ground." -- Doc
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  13. Mine is: Sometimes I feel like a colon. Because everything I touch turns to crap. :(
  14. "First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget 2 pull your zipper up & finally, you forget 2 pull it down." - George Burns
  15. I wonder if facial recognition technology works for ugly faces. Because those are the faces you'd rather forget.
  16. "Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs." -- Alfred Hitchcock
  17. Humor is reason gone mad.
  18. It is morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
  19. Just because you've been institutionalized an put in a rubber room, it doesn't mean you can't bounce back.
  20. Funny euphemisms people use for farts ... Gravy Pants Firing Scud Missiles Turd Honking Mud Duck Panty Burps Pant... http://fb.me/xzfvjf7f