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  1. RT @sween Hipsters don't fart. They just make fart noises with their mouth and then smirk. It smells like wasted potential.
  2. Just your typical Saturday at work playing "who has the biggest hangover".
  3. I better be getting a trophy or blue ribbon for making it to 5 o'clock today. Seriously.
  4. I think someone keeps screwing with the clocks because there is no way in hell it shouldn't be get the hell out of here time yet. Shoot me.
  5. @jebro I've worked a Xmas season at both the fashion place mall and gateway mall. I get a weird rush from that shit.
  6. I secretly wish I had a mall job today. I miss the insanity and the adrenaline rush it gave me.
  7. @rockandcookies I say you should pick up a tiny generator and just take your electric blanket.
  8. @shanalizzy aw thanks for the #ff love
  9. @rockandcookies either you have a small snuggie or a rather large purse. I say take it.
  10. I hate being angry with you Friday, but having to go back to work today makes me only want to shake my fist at you.
  11. @prp2 4 day work weeks all the way!
  12. I'm thankful for this pie I'm about to eat.
  13. @highpointe hey you too buddy! Thanks!
  14. @yoitstony yes!
  15. RT @EthanSuplee: "Thanks for a country where nobody is allowed to mind his own business. Thanks for a nation of finks." -William Burroughs
  16. @vinyl_mike dude I live in Utah. We don't sell tha shit at regular stores.
  17. Quick stop at the grocery store. Anyone need me to grab them anything?
  18. There are so many things and people I am thankful for this year that 140 characters won't even let me skim the surface.
  19. this 12 pack is about to get this party started.
  20. @AcePilot I was at the Centerville one a few hours ago.. insanity... I could tell it was only going to get worse as the evening continued.