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  1. He'll say "Are you married?" She'll say "No, man, but you can bang me silly if you're down." -- Now listen to the song again.
  2. Jackie Chan, Billy Ray Cyrus and George Lopez are doing a movie together. I guess the fourth horseman of the apocalypse was too busy.
  3. @MickiElizabeth I love it when he tries to sweet talk the plastic tree.
  4. Bought myself a Canon 7D for Xmas. I will begin stalking the UPS man tomorrow.
  5. Accidentally glimpsed a geriatric breast and then walked through a cloud of egg fart. How's your day going?
  6. @Jon_Favreau Heard a rumor you used the Canon 5DII as a second unit camera for IM2. Good experience? Thinking of buying one for film/photo.
  7. RT @anthonygrieco: 436 spec scripts came out in 2009, of which 72 sold (17%). Merry X-mas, you with that awesome idea.
  8. There are entirely too many happy people at the hospital today and it's bringing me down.
  9. If I owned a restaurant, I would make customers order their eggs "Snot-Rocket" style if they wanted the yolks runny.
  10. I'm thirty-two and did not have a heart attack this morning. It's the little things.
  11. "Chipped Beef Braised Brisket" is really hard to say without coffee.
  12. RT @wilw: I really wish that President Obama had more in common with the Candidate Obama I was inspired by and worked to elect.
  13. I pretty much always wish I had a cookie.
  14. Don't squeeze the Garmin.
  15. I'm terrified by these. "@drongo3 you can never go wrong with flip flop socks! http://www.flipflopsocks.com/" /via @dhahna
  16. My life has been a series of bad decisions about socks.
  17. Note to self: Stay off the computer entirely when there are finales happening. Note to internet: Please remember West Coasters, Asshole.
  18. Got challenged to do a quiz called "Memorable Deformed Movie Characters" on Facebook. What's next, "Athletes with Only One Testicle"?
  19. My honest face gets me in trouble.
  20. Called in for jury duty tomorrow. Can I bring a laptop or something?