drongo3
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He'll say "Are you married?" She'll say "No, man, but you can bang me silly if you're down."
-- Now listen to the song again.
about 21 hours ago
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Jackie Chan, Billy Ray Cyrus and George Lopez are doing a movie together. I guess the fourth horseman of the apocalypse was too busy.
10:27 PM Dec 23rd
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@ I love it when he tries to sweet talk the plastic tree.
6:33 PM Dec 23rd
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Bought myself a Canon 7D for Xmas. I will begin stalking the UPS man tomorrow.
2:06 PM Dec 23rd
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Accidentally glimpsed a geriatric breast and then walked through a cloud of egg fart. How's your day going?
11:28 AM Dec 22nd
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@ Heard a rumor you used the Canon 5DII as a second unit camera for IM2. Good experience? Thinking of buying one for film/photo.
12:57 PM Dec 21st
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RT @: 436 spec scripts came out in 2009, of which 72 sold (17%). Merry X-mas, you with that awesome idea.
11:22 AM Dec 21st
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There are entirely too many happy people at the hospital today and it's bringing me down.
11:21 AM Dec 21st
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If I owned a restaurant, I would make customers order their eggs "Snot-Rocket" style if they wanted the yolks runny.
12:47 PM Dec 20th
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I'm thirty-two and did not have a heart attack this morning. It's the little things.
12:28 PM Dec 20th
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"Chipped Beef Braised Brisket" is really hard to say without coffee.
12:19 PM Dec 20th
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RT @: I really wish that President Obama had more in common with the Candidate Obama I was inspired by and worked to elect.
10:47 AM Dec 20th
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I pretty much always wish I had a cookie.
8:06 PM Dec 18th
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Don't squeeze the Garmin.
8:03 PM Dec 18th
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I'm terrified by these. "@ you can never go wrong with flip flop socks! " /via @
3:14 PM Dec 18th
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My life has been a series of bad decisions about socks.
11:49 AM Dec 18th
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Note to self: Stay off the computer entirely when there are finales happening.
Note to internet: Please remember West Coasters, Asshole.
7:28 PM Dec 16th
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Got challenged to do a quiz called "Memorable Deformed Movie Characters" on Facebook. What's next, "Athletes with Only One Testicle"?
6:36 PM Dec 15th
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My honest face gets me in trouble.
1:18 PM Dec 15th
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Called in for jury duty tomorrow. Can I bring a laptop or something?
9:57 PM Dec 14th
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- Name Jeff Drongowski
- Location Hollywood, CA
- Web http://drongo3.bl...
- Bio Screenwriter. Drug pusher. Whisk(e)y drinker. Dog lover.
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