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  1. @adriennebreaux i am thinking about getting the rug for a very low-traffic, no-dogs part of the house.
  2. @mandamade I hear you can put them in the washing machine. Have you tried this? Did it turn out OK? I am very curious.
  3. So, does anyone have a flokati rug? What's the scoop on 'em? Are they a pain in the ass to maintain?
  4. @MattMelvin I am too wordy for this shit. i can barely wipe my butt with 140 characters.
  5. it is raining in the back yard, and not raining in the front. i am sure there is some joke i could make about this, but fuck it.
  6. today i went out with the baby, and someone asked me, "does she look like you, or does her dad look like that, too?"
  7. when nona is pleased, she makes an AAAHH-OOOOOO noise, like a young paulie shore. (weeze the juice, nona. weeze the juice.)
  8. twitter ate my balls
  9. had a dream the dogs babysat nona...came home and they had fed her poop and dead baby birds.
  10. Day 1 of diet... pound and a half of cantaloupe for lunch.
  11. THANKSGIVING 2008: I am thankful for my first post-baby drink (a giant one.)
  12. WASHIN' NONA: first, soap her up in plastic shoebox used as bathtub. then, transfer to 2nd shoebox of clean water to rinse, and done!
  13. continuing my universal celibacy campaign-- 3am, in the basement, waiting for nona to relax. drew gets the fun, day hangouts. i get this.
  14. Waiting for Nona to complete her dramatic trucker shit... go, Nona, go! You can do it!
  15. miniature babies, black presidents... what is the world coming to?!?
  16. oh, hey, i dressed up like a webcomic for halloween. SORRY NO CANDY TODAY.
  17. not dead yet, fyi.
  18. making it rain.
  19. NATALIE'S ECONOMY FIX: Legalize weed, tax the hell out of it. Done and done. Thank you.
  20. Sorry, guys, no comic on Friday... Gotta go fix the 'conomy.