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@jlac Sorry about the "fools" remark. It was clearly directly at @pftompkins. about 9 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to jlac
@jlac Hardly a burn. I explicitly said a photo of the INSIDE of my eye. Learn to read, fools! about 9 hours ago from Twitterrific
@DreamCatcher85 And you should see the left eye... about 11 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to DreamCatcher85
@cartergilson Damn it, I knew there was a reason I shouldn't post that! about 11 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to cartergilson
For all of you who begged and pleaded to see the inside of my right eye, here ya go: http://twitpic.com/vyd7i about 11 hours ago from Twitterrific
@toddlevin I read your Kennedy Center Honors live tweeting brilliance aloud to my entire family. Happy Holidays! about 21 hours ago from web in reply to toddlevin
@Elizabeth_Hoye You are totally George Clooney right now. about 22 hours ago from web in reply to Elizabeth_Hoye
@katieloucurtis If you need any help... I am all about Apple. What kind of Mac didya get? about 22 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to katieloucurtis
Forget the health care debate. Huffington Post has this breaking news headline: "Michael Lohan Accused Of Kicking Ex's Vagina." 3:18 PM Dec 29th from Twitterrific
OH: Whiny Kid: Why can't we go home? Fed Up Mom: The worse you are the longer we shop. -- Great, we all win. 2:18 PM Dec 29th from Twitterrific
RT @DaveHolmes: The only part of "Idiocracy" that I find far-fetched is that it takes place 500 years in the future. I can see us gettin ... 9:27 AM Dec 29th from web
@OneSmallFire @Caissie Don't get me started on that smug, faux-peppy Progressive lady. Nobody should be that chipper hawking insurance. 6:55 AM Dec 29th from Twitterrific
@Caissie @Goose @onesmallfire And to think the Cavemen once had their own prime time show. Geico likes to fly too close to the sun... 6:51 AM Dec 29th from Twitterrific in reply to Goose
@Caissie @onesmallfire I now demand ALL commercials be some variant of Geico or none at all! 6:17 AM Dec 29th from Twitterrific in reply to Caissie
@Caissie I just saw one WITHOUT metrosexual cavemen, British salamanders, or wads of mute cash! A FOURTH CAMPAIGN?! 9:37 PM Dec 28th from Twitterrific in reply to Caissie
@JamesUrbaniak Just think of how much money Geico could have saved... 9:34 PM Dec 28th from Twitterrific in reply to JamesUrbaniak
@JamesUrbaniak Nice work, sir! Vintage Geico -- from the era before the techno-loving stack of money with hyperthyroidism. 9:11 PM Dec 28th from web in reply to JamesUrbaniak
Why are 82% of all commercials for Geico? 9:02 PM Dec 28th from web
Anyone else get the new freecreditreport.com LP for Xmas? So many hit singles on one CD! 10:24 PM Dec 27th from Twitterrific
@Cecilysaysstuff I refer you to my multiple tweets about Snuggies. 7:28 PM Dec 27th from Twitterrific in reply to Cecilysaysstuff

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