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  1. Opening act for Julian Plenti: I'm In You. Like my fist will be to these annoying people in front of us. SHADDAP. about 22 hours ago from txt
  2. Gee, wonder why this story's atop the list on ESPN (er, under ABC): "Mother Gives Son Marijuana To Treat His Autism". http://bit.ly/7asjm7 12:36 PM Nov 23rd from web
  3. Inspired by the shuttle... WHO WANTS A TITTY FULL OF BEER? 4:02 PM Nov 21st from txt
  4. ...but seriously, folks, fuck Harvard in the nostril. #douchebagsontrains 3:22 PM Nov 21st from txt
  5. Twitter! Making mocking your fellow passengers on an uncomfortably cramped train easy since 1855. 2:29 PM Nov 21st from txt
  6. On the train to NYC, where personal space is overrated. Besides, having room to sit together is boring. And fascist. 1:59 PM Nov 21st from txt
  7. OH SNAP: "Gourmet had a nostalgia menu..." "I'm sure they did. Everyone there's nostalgic for when they had jobs." 6:19 AM Nov 21st from txt
  8. RT @TFLN: (757): if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby 9:19 AM Nov 20th from web
  9. Ugh, they already played "Party In the USA" at Rookies, and now 3Oh!3. (finishes beers with an ipecac chaser) 7:49 PM Nov 19th from txt
  10. RT @jayaresea: @sportsguy33 plz talk to espn about the closing on your podcasts. "u laughed, u cried, u turned up the sound repeatedly.. ... 4:58 PM Nov 18th from web
  11. Really, people? Certainly doesn't seem to be that Christian of a sentiment... http://bit.ly/2puUVm 9:20 AM Nov 18th from web
  12. @GitEmSteveDave True enough. I'm just impatient. 8:04 AM Nov 18th from web in reply to GitEmSteveDave
  13. @GitEmSteveDave (twitch) I hope by "maintenance" they mean "new system". 7:09 AM Nov 18th from web in reply to GitEmSteveDave
  14. Pomperaug's parking fails. Blocked, had to go over a curb to leave, and my car, as if I ran over Diamond Dallas Page, felt... the... BANG. 3:35 PM Nov 17th from txt
  15. Correction to the AP story (http://bit.ly/1BZXP7): Bird-flipping Titans owner Bud Adams, 86, apologized for BEING AWESOME. 9:59 AM Nov 16th from web
  16. Your Sugar Tits Untouched #oneletteroffalbums #melgibsonapproved 9:04 AM Nov 11th from txt
  17. The Men Who Stare At Goatse #oneletteroffmovies #thingsthatarewrong 10:52 AM Nov 9th from txt
  18. News 12: I want to be inside of you...r newsroom. Yeah. Your newsroom. That's what I meant. (glances around nervously) 10:14 AM Nov 9th from txt
  19. The RIAA's wrong. Crappy kids' shows, not home taping, are killing the music industry. Jungle Junction, THIS MEANS YOU. (retch retch retch) 9:00 AM Nov 9th from txt
  20. @anidoll Ahh. I maintain that someone should still punch Vincent Jackson in his sixhead. (Seriously, LOOK AT IT.) 2:57 PM Nov 8th from web in reply to anidoll