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  1. A lamp is still a lamp, even if is a table lamp.about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. @perfectdenial Cook some for me... im much closer! Plus I havent eaten in days.about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to perfectdenial
  3. The Squirrel Gets His Revenge: http://bit.ly/zW4vFabout 5 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. Insane Squirrel Video #2: http://bit.ly/8zumHabout 5 hours ago from TweetDeck
  5. Squirrels are both cute AND delicious. http://bit.ly/KT0Nb (Fixed Link)about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck
  6. This is the 1st naked party pic ever took. It was at the '05 4th of July Motherfucker. Know any of these girls? http://twitpic.com/9gf8babout 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
  7. You people are humorless, and my arms are on fire.about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck
  8. Oh shit! That last tweet was meant for my moms eyes only! Sorry!about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck
  9. Hey, baby. I bought you an erotic cake. http://twitpic.com/9ezqaabout 15 hours ago from TweetDeck
  10. I really dont want to edit 1500 photos of hot dog eating championships. I really just want a hot dog.about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck
  11. Where is the free hamburgers/hot dogs today? Roof top BBQ would be appreciated. I wouldn't turn down a swimming pool either. Get at me.about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck
  12. After accidentally taking two sleeping pills at eight thirty last night, I have awoken 11 hours later. My sunburn feels like real burn.about 22 hours ago from TweetDeck
  13. I was gonna enjoy the fireworks this year for the 1st time in 7 years but I accidentally took 2 sleeping pills instead of adderal. Fuckzzzz5:33 PM Jul 4th from TweetDeck
  14. Free 4th of July Alt Porn... http://is.gd/1nu3c Happy Independence day!3:33 PM Jul 4th from TweetDeck
  15. Jesus, Steve McNair got shot in the head. Wtf?1:54 PM Jul 4th from TweetDeck
  16. @MikeNouveau This is my 6th 4th of July in a row in NYC and my 3rd living here... I have yet to see fireworks.1:47 PM Jul 4th from TweetDeck in reply to MikeNouveau
  17. Joey Chestnut ate 68 hot dogs, broke his world record, and hugged me. I rode the Cyclone and badly burned my milky white skin.11:27 AM Jul 4th from twidroid
  18. Hot dog party time. http://short.to/ih2f8:13 AM Jul 4th from twidroid
  19. I am at Coney Island. I wanna ride the Cyclone but its not open yet. I will have to wait untiul after Joey Chestnut eats 65 hot dogs.7:33 AM Jul 4th from twidroid
  20. @dropthelime Wanna grab me a copy of Sundays Houston Cronicle? I have a phtoto in there I think.7:03 AM Jul 4th from twidroid