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drillboy

  1. Bloody hell!! Woke up to find that @me_grill had covered my duvet with crisps. Again.
  2. My housmate's typically sensitive reply to TV tweet @drillboy no ther isnt. and weres my sandwitch you damp git?!!? (via @me_grill)
  3. Telly looking bad tonight. 9 eps of Hugo the Diabetic Puma. Anything good at the movies?
  4. Played poker with a crafty milkman. Lost my shoes and doubled my milk bill. He distracted me with a puppet of David Essex. Hrmmph...
  5. Honestly, I despair! Two weeks waiting for the Crab Van and not a sausage! Will re-erect the neon crab and hope for the best. #crabdelays
  6. What on earth is a Bacon Double Swindon?!! Just been offered one in a pub toilet. I am frightened!!
  7. I've posted some film reviews! Like Johnathan Ross! http://ow.ly/j5GE
  8. Avoid Crab paste at all costs... http://www.drillboy.co.uk/2009/07/picnic.html
  9. Who are all these pretend ladies that are following me?!! @me_grill - is this your doing?
  10. .@me_grill - WHAT!!!??? You are both worst housemate and worst typist ever! - http://www.drillboy.co.uk/2009/06/not.html
  11. Offered job on oil rig cleaning toothbrushes. Pay good. Horse costume not so... Would also have to accomodate family of trained sparrows.
  12. Oooh! This man does radio stuff where I live!!! AudioBoo: Brucey Boo ( Hello) http://boo.fm/b29341 (via @brucemcbride)
  13. Eureka! Successfully made a van out of biscuits!! Now for my licorice garage.
  14. I have no idea where I am. Can you tell me?
  15. Not going to pub again. Scary man in pub tried to buy my wrists.
  16. Hurray! Won a new lung on eBay!! But where to put it...?
  17. Wedding gift list from cousin Rupert: a live salmon, 97 ft of razor wire, boric acid, Jenga, and a bike made of crisps. No vouchers then?
  18. Has someone swapped all my tables round? Could have sworn my desk didn't used to growl at me. Or have a tail. Or grey fur. #wolftables
  19. Went to cinema. Came home straight away. Projectionist claimed all the films had melted.
  20. How low can BBC 3 sink - Bulimic Lacrosse Academy?!!!