drillboy
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Bloody hell!! Woke up to find that @ had covered my duvet with crisps. Again.
1:02 AM Sep 30th, 2009
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My housmate's typically sensitive reply to TV tweet @ no ther isnt. and weres my sandwitch you damp git?!!? (via @)
10:29 AM Sep 28th, 2009
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Telly looking bad tonight. 9 eps of Hugo the Diabetic Puma. Anything good at the movies?
7:11 AM Sep 28th, 2009
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Played poker with a crafty milkman. Lost my shoes and doubled my milk bill. He distracted me with a puppet of David Essex. Hrmmph...
11:02 AM Sep 11th, 2009
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Honestly, I despair! Two weeks waiting for the Crab Van and not a sausage! Will re-erect the neon crab and hope for the best.
2:47 PM Sep 2nd, 2009
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What on earth is a Bacon Double Swindon?!! Just been offered one in a pub toilet. I am frightened!!
10:54 AM Aug 10th, 2009
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I've posted some film reviews! Like Johnathan Ross!
3:00 AM Aug 5th, 2009
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Avoid Crab paste at all costs...
3:42 PM Jul 22nd, 2009
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Who are all these pretend ladies that are following me?!! @ - is this your doing?
10:45 AM Jul 14th, 2009
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.@ - WHAT!!!??? You are both worst housemate and worst typist ever! -
12:16 PM Jul 4th, 2009
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Offered job on oil rig cleaning toothbrushes. Pay good. Horse costume not so... Would also have to accomodate family of trained sparrows.
3:35 AM Jun 16th, 2009
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Oooh! This man does radio stuff where I live!!! AudioBoo: Brucey Boo ( Hello) (via @)
12:41 PM Jun 12th, 2009
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Eureka! Successfully made a van out of biscuits!! Now for my licorice garage.
11:20 AM Jun 5th, 2009
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I have no idea where I am. Can you tell me?
12:14 AM Jun 4th, 2009
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Not going to pub again. Scary man in pub tried to buy my wrists.
1:36 PM May 30th, 2009
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Hurray! Won a new lung on eBay!! But where to put it...?
5:10 PM May 22nd, 2009
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Wedding gift list from cousin Rupert: a live salmon, 97 ft of razor wire, boric acid, Jenga, and a bike made of crisps. No vouchers then?
2:18 PM May 15th, 2009
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Has someone swapped all my tables round? Could have sworn my desk didn't used to growl at me. Or have a tail. Or grey fur.
10:57 AM May 12th, 2009
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Went to cinema. Came home straight away. Projectionist claimed all the films had melted.
5:04 PM May 8th, 2009
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How low can BBC 3 sink - Bulimic Lacrosse Academy?!!!
1:08 PM May 8th, 2009
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- Name Milton Crimea
- Location Twknmnshire
- Web http://www.drillb...
- Bio I live with Grill. He is Scottish. I am not, but I'm trying.
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