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drhastings

@SeannyFunco Haha, yep! about 3 hours ago via web in reply to SeannyFunco
@wigu An Amount. about 19 hours ago via web in reply to wigu
@Brandon_Bird @hey_friend @MrsMalki @malki Okay now I need to be de-tagged from this conversation because I will get jealous. about 19 hours ago via web in reply to Brandon_Bird
@cracksh0t On the 16th, either is fine! Also I repeat but it sounds super fun. about 20 hours ago via web in reply to cracksh0t
@hey_friend @MrsMalki @malki Holly, I recently heard some advice about recommendations, so I'm not going to try to sell it too hard. (GOOO!) about 20 hours ago via web in reply to hey_friend
That is to say, good joke, thank you @doctork100! about 20 hours ago via web
@cracksh0t *falls to the ground* NOOOOOOOOOOOO about 20 hours ago via web in reply to cracksh0t
Haha, I totally forgot about this! comicsalliance.com/2011/01/26/bat… This was a good joke, @theisb about 20 hours ago via web
@wigu I really try to do it once a week so that RESTLESSNESS just powers me through till the next weekend. about 20 hours ago via web in reply to wigu
@MrsMalki @malki @hey_friend Listen, the Italian place is very nice, but the sausage place is an EXPERIENCE. SAUSAGE PLAAAAAAAAACE about 21 hours ago via web in reply to MrsMalki
I'm an Eagle Scout, and I signed this sucker. BSA needs to get with it. change.org/petitions/boy-… about 22 hours ago via web
@Indiellusions Nope! Sorry. A new collection should be out sometime next year. 2:28 PM May 31st via web in reply to Indiellusions
@malki @hey_friend Take her to the sausage place!!! 12:42 PM May 31st via Echofon in reply to malki
@ryanqnorth @beatonna @johnmartz How many more personal interactions Star Trek do you need, Ryan?! We are concerned you may be addicted. 7:57 AM May 31st via web in reply to ryanqnorth
@beckyandfrank The money is getting credited back, and the shirt is in the laundry! I'm in good spirits! 10:47 PM May 30th via web in reply to beckyandfrank
@Brandon_Bird Do you... do you do that joke a lot? 10:46 PM May 30th via web in reply to Brandon_Bird
@brandonhess It is exceedingly likely. 10:13 PM May 30th via web in reply to brandonhess
@theisb That's preposterous! Excuse me, but I need to dump my company's radioactive waste on this nature preserve. 9:55 PM May 30th via web in reply to theisb
@theisb Oh yes! I got shat on as I left the bank. 9:48 PM May 30th via web in reply to theisb
Today someone stole my debit card, and a bird shat on me. 9:43 PM May 30th via web