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  1. Twitter hacked today: server password was "PASSWORD." I got $10 that says they changed it to "123456." http://tinyurl.com/ok2kkeabout 2 hours ago from web
  2. Give me your tired, your poor, your uninsured masses, and let them angrily fight a public health-care plan. --Statue of Libertyabout 8 hours ago from web
  3. Omegle is pretty funny - I've started saving my best chats. Here's a recent one: http://tinyurl.com/narqwj10:39 AM Jul 14th from web
  4. North Korea suspected in "cyberattacks." The country's Commodore 64 was seized as evidence.8:21 AM Jul 13th from web
  5. Made an 83-minute .AVI version of Jozin z Bazin, and now I'm uploading it to movie torrent sites as "Bruno.SCREENER".10:14 AM Jul 11th from web
  6. We don't cuss in front of Nona, so she made up her own cuss word: "Ning." Proof of genetic cuss-loving.6:16 PM Jul 10th from web
  7. Forgot about 12:34:56 7/8/9. I can't even obsess right. (gets mad, punches wall exactly 5 times)9:28 AM Jul 9th from web
  8. I bet Microsoft renames Windows to "Ding" within a year, and runs ads claiming that Google OS is just too confusing.8:14 AM Jul 8th from web
  9. Rockstar announces GTA:Pyongyang - the only car is a yellow 1970s Benz, but you can ramp it off the Ryungyong hotel.4:06 PM Jul 6th from web
  10. "Little people" want the FCC to ban the word "midget" on TV. Show your solidarity by Tweeting in 140 chars or less.10:03 AM Jul 6th from web
  11. Good news: We found a 1600-year-old bible! Bad news: No Easter story - Major plot hole. http://tinyurl.com/oq6bp26:54 AM Jul 6th from web
  12. The only thing less plausible than a North Korean missile attack on the US is a successful Sarah Palin lawsuit against Twitter users.8:54 AM Jul 5th from web
  13. RIP Mosaic, gone 12 years but we will never forget you. See you at the crossroads.html (pours out a little 40.GIF) http://tinyurl.com/yltrrb12:00 PM Jul 4th from web
  14. Strickland (Ohio's governor) is doing badly in opinion polls. Wonder if that has to do with his plan to CLOSE HALF THE STATE'S LIBRARIES.6:34 AM Jul 4th from web
  15. OMG, the republicans are ruined forever. Sarah Palin sex tape is out: http://bit.ly/tN823:11 PM Jul 3rd from web
  16. Sarah Palin resigns July 26: "Me and Soulja Boy are both taking time off to learn to speak English," read a bulletin she sent to the press.1:14 PM Jul 3rd from web
  17. Five new TFD shirts in the store! Featuring the return of Panflute Flowchart and Bad Poetry. http://sharingmachine.com10:16 AM Jul 3rd from web
  18. Just realized Operation: Repo wasn't real yesterday, when I saw the pre-show disclaimer for the first time. :(6:53 AM Jul 3rd from web
  19. I am a sick man, a sad man, an unattractive man. I think my liver is diseased. People who eat basil are lame. --Dostoyevsky6:29 AM Jul 2nd from web
  20. I am consumed by Jožin z bažin; my sleepless nights haunted by its melody. Must go to Prague to lift the dark curse. http://bit.ly/tN826:26 PM Jul 1st from web
  • Name drewtoothpaste
  • Location columbus, OH
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  • Bio Author of Toothpaste For Dinner, Married To The Sea, Super Poop. Dot com.
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