drewtoothpaste
- Why do people watch LOST? If you want to over-analyze a meandering story with millions of other fans, try the bible.about 21 hours ago from web
- There's a town called Kommunizm in Tajikistan, Uzbekistan, and Turkmenistan. I wonder if Kyrgyzstan feels left out.9:56 AM Nov 8th from web
- Do other languages/cultures censor their own cusses? Will a jamaican paper asterisk out "bloodclot" or does russian TV bleep out "blyad"?3:37 PM Nov 7th from web
- Just saw the final episode of LOST (not set to air until next year.) Spoiler alert: IT WAS ALL JUST A DREAM.5:28 PM Nov 6th from web
- I'm not here to make friends. Twitter is a competition. (RT this if you are not here to make friends.)7:45 AM Nov 6th from web
- The back of the pretzel box invites you to join the "Snack Eaters' Club." Prerequisites: eating between meals, SASE.8:44 PM Nov 4th from web
- Ohio legalized casino gambling. Now the poor can become poorer, which is the basic function of modern society.6:47 AM Nov 4th from web
- I love sweet potatoes, but the veiny ones look sick as hell. You don't need veins, you're a tuber.3:14 PM Nov 3rd from web
- "Entrapment" (9:00pm, TruTV.) A team of cops baits people into committing crimes, then brutally arrests them.5:36 PM Nov 2nd from web
- At times, I think the people on my street have workers come over and make noise purely for conspicuous consumption.6:04 AM Nov 2nd from web
- I'm gonna quit my job to pursue my dream of being naked in school.11:11 AM Oct 30th from web
- When did "tavern wench" become a popular halloween costume for toddlers? (Sorry kid, you ain't a "girl pirate.")3:51 PM Oct 29th from web
- I'm not the first to Twitter, but I'm probably the best.10:31 AM Oct 29th from web
- RT @ The comment thread on this video is as amazing as the video itself: *** 1,100 LOLs at 6:15 PM Oct 28th from web
- @ try uline.com, and if you ever order from them they will send you their awesome catalogs forever.6:13 PM Oct 28th from web
- Twittering about making a video about twittering about making a video 2:24 PM Oct 27th from web
- If I put a butt picture on Facebook and Twitter, does that make me a Social Media Sexpert?10:10 AM Oct 27th from web
- If Facebook doesn't keep changing their layout I'll never get everything I need in Farmville.4:26 AM Oct 27th from web
- I'm going to Taco Bell and telling them, PUT THE BLACK TAC0 ON THE C0UNTER THING. N0 WRAPPER. 10:37 AM Oct 26th from web
- @ You are on Twitter. There is a Chris Onstad here. >FOLLOW TWITTER.COM/ACHEWOOD9:52 AM Oct 26th from web
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- Name drewtoothpaste
- Location columbus, OH
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- Bio Author of Toothpaste For Dinner, Married To The Sea, Super Poop. Dot com.
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