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  1. Oh, Aleve. You don't scare me with your "Take only one pill every 12 hours or your liver will die" threats.
  2. That's no fun! RT @danshanoff The honorable thing to do would be to fire Charlie Weis tonight and spare him the next week of humiliation.
  3. KSK Readers: Sexy Friday IS up today. Go for the horny.
  4. FKS Friday brings you the counterpost to last week. http://is.gd/4ZQGX
  5. RT @KFUCKINGP: One fucking step closer to getting the Kenny Powers branded analingus dental dam approved by the FDA.
  6. "Officer, I'm afraid you don't understand. I'M BILL SIMMONS AND YOUR CITY ADORES ME." http://is.gd/4ZJi6
  7. Hey, cell phone numbers go public next month. You can register your cell phone on the do not call list by calling 888-382-1222
  8. It's the film Uwe Boll was BORN to direct. http://is.gd/4ZE74
  9. My kid starting talking like a pirate today. Totally makes the first three years of having to raise the thing worthwhile.
  10. NOOOOOOOOOOOO http://is.gd/4Z6mZ
  11. Why are you staring at a watch with no hands, Nancy?
  12. Every moooment I'm awake, THE FURTHER I'M AWAY
  13. Every seeeeecond of the night, I LIVE ANOTHER LIFE
  14. Shit, I just listened to "These Dreams" 50 times in a row. Did NOT expect that. It just happened, I swear.
  15. BOOSH! Jamobroo. http://is.gd/4Z1vc
  16. You tell me Chaz Bono doesn't look EXACTLY like Charlie Weis. http://is.gd/4Z0Gh
  17. Pistons Hope Construction Of New Squalor Boxes Will Increase Revenue By 50% -- http://rt.nu/51sk59
  18. MLB Rules Committee Unanimously Rejects Adopting Opposable Thumbs http://is.gd/4YY4t
  19. "i think it would be hella cool if people could slither around like a snake" http://highdeas.com/ (via@Unsilent)
  20. You could be a steam train... if you just laid down your tracks. MAIL. http://is.gd/4XktM