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drewmagary

  1. Okay, the Spelling Bee liveblog is up and running. deadspin.com/5914610/?utm_c…
  2. Just once, I would like the Mystery Mouseketool to be a bayonet.
  3. And one more new post. This is the greatest voicemail ever. deadspin.com/5914677/pissed…
  4. New Balls Deep! You want fajita jokes? Oh, we have fajita jokes. deadspin.com/5914256/how-to…
  5. Reminder: I'm doing a Spelling Bee liveblog for Deadspin tonight, and KSK will also have one. So get your flash cards and prepare.
  6. Still trying to shake off that giant sea worm. Earth is ruined for me. I want to live in some kind of satellite.
  7. New Gawker post! POFLAWA!!!!! gawker.com/5914630/quit-c…
  8. What's that? Oh nothing, just A GIANT SEA WORM GAHHHH KILL IT WITH ACID. dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ar… via @bonafidechicken
  9. (brain asplode) twitter.com/SI_PeterKing/s…
  10. ANOTHER ZOMBIE ATTACK! gawker.com/5914628/could-… #zommmmbayzommmbayzommmbayayayay
  11. "I think the whole ordeal just scared him off." YOUR CHILD IS A PUSSY. boingboing.net/2012/05/31/tod… via @BoingBoing
  12. @TDoo9 @DadBoner Ah. See, I thought those were just Bud Light Limes he was drinking. Karl doesn't fuck around.
  13. Bud Light Lime has a "Lime-a-rita." I MUST HAVE IT(?) harharhar.tumblr.com/post/241388015…
  14. I really hope this cat's tail is sticking out of the other end of this pipe, Tom & Jerry-style. tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/241388795…
  15. "I'm half full. AHAHAHAHA JUST FUCKING WITH YOU. I actually only have an ass hair worth of power left." -my iPod's battery
  16. Tony Kornheiser was on the radio this morning expressing surprise and delight that the staff at Citronelle recognized him from PTI.