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  1. Oh, Aleve. You don't scare me with your "Take only one pill every 12 hours or your liver will die" threats. 3:51 PM Nov 21st from web
  2. That's no fun! RT @danshanoff The honorable thing to do would be to fire Charlie Weis tonight and spare him the next week of humiliation. 3:20 PM Nov 21st from web
  3. KSK Readers: Sexy Friday IS up today. Go for the horny. 4:43 PM Nov 20th from web
  4. FKS Friday brings you the counterpost to last week. http://is.gd/4ZQGX 11:24 AM Nov 20th from web
  5. RT @KFUCKINGP: One fucking step closer to getting the Kenny Powers branded analingus dental dam approved by the FDA. 9:25 AM Nov 20th from web
  6. "Officer, I'm afraid you don't understand. I'M BILL SIMMONS AND YOUR CITY ADORES ME." http://is.gd/4ZJi6 8:34 AM Nov 20th from web
  7. Hey, cell phone numbers go public next month. You can register your cell phone on the do not call list by calling 888-382-1222 8:18 AM Nov 20th from web
  8. It's the film Uwe Boll was BORN to direct. http://is.gd/4ZE74 6:29 AM Nov 20th from web
  9. My kid starting talking like a pirate today. Totally makes the first three years of having to raise the thing worthwhile. 4:10 PM Nov 19th from web
  10. NOOOOOOOOOOOO http://is.gd/4Z6mZ 1:25 PM Nov 19th from web
  11. Why are you staring at a watch with no hands, Nancy? 12:33 PM Nov 19th from web
  12. Every moooment I'm awake, THE FURTHER I'M AWAY 12:33 PM Nov 19th from web
  13. Every seeeeecond of the night, I LIVE ANOTHER LIFE 12:25 PM Nov 19th from web
  14. Shit, I just listened to "These Dreams" 50 times in a row. Did NOT expect that. It just happened, I swear. 12:05 PM Nov 19th from web
  15. BOOSH! Jamobroo. http://is.gd/4Z1vc 11:43 AM Nov 19th from web
  16. You tell me Chaz Bono doesn't look EXACTLY like Charlie Weis. http://is.gd/4Z0Gh 11:22 AM Nov 19th from web
  17. Pistons Hope Construction Of New Squalor Boxes Will Increase Revenue By 50% -- http://rt.nu/51sk59 11:02 AM Nov 19th from web
  18. MLB Rules Committee Unanimously Rejects Adopting Opposable Thumbs http://is.gd/4YY4t 10:18 AM Nov 19th from web
  19. "i think it would be hella cool if people could slither around like a snake" http://highdeas.com/ (via@Unsilent) 1:22 PM Nov 17th from web
  20. You could be a steam train... if you just laid down your tracks. MAIL. http://is.gd/4XktM 11:54 AM Nov 17th from web
  • Name Drew Magary
  • Location USA
  • Web http://kissingsuz...
  • Bio Distinguished author. Prize-winning blogger. Intense overeater. Tender lover.
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