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  1. @danharmon NBC is your new Channel 101. And 30 Rock, The Office and Parks and Rec are your new Utopia, This Afternoon and Jack Everlasting. about 5 hours ago from web in reply to danharmon
  2. Three tweets on the same subject? I totally just Dan Harmoned this bitch! about 10 hours ago from Twitterrific
  3. @killahmcgillah Yes, if the audience for the Jay Leno Show was 50 Cent, Patricia Heaton and the guy who wrote code for Call of Duty 12. about 10 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to killahmcgillah
  4. What's a good metaphor for watching your over-rehearsed bits fall flat in a room full of people who take themselves too seriously? about 11 hours ago from Twitterrific
  5. Writing for award shows is a lot like... about 11 hours ago from Twitterrific
  6. Writing a bit for the Spike TV Video Game Awards. This will be the 7th award show I've worked on. (insert opposite of cha-ching sound) about 11 hours ago from Twitterrific
  7. I'm a hack, but it's a very rich and multilayered hackiness. 4:07 PM Dec 9th from web
  8. You see because WGA members get screener DVDs. And those movies are terrible. So I'm using them as coasters. Yeah, it's not that funny 4:05 PM Dec 9th from web
  9. Thanks to the WGA I now have a free 500 Days of Summer, Precious, It's Complicated, Bruno coaster set. 3:27 PM Dec 9th from web
  10. Finally finished reading all of the internet. Now time to get some work done. 12:52 PM Dec 9th from web
  11. Penis and vagina are weird words regardless of their meaning. Maybe we'd be more mature if they were called bat and notepad. 5:44 PM Dec 8th from web
  12. Why can't every day be overcast? Fuck you, you judgmental prick of a sun. 12:00 PM Dec 8th from web
  13. I'm sick and tired of people saying that they are sick and tired of being sick and tired. 11:16 PM Dec 7th from web
  14. It's amazing how much work doesn't get done when you don't do any work. 5:32 PM Dec 7th from web
  15. The Lovely Bones has so much feces in it, the FDA needs to shut it down. #lovelyboneszings 6:31 PM Dec 5th from web
  16. I like to picture an old Dan Harmon yelling all of his tweets to passing kids from his porch swing. 10:53 AM Dec 4th from web
  17. @DelbertShoopman She's never seen Star Wars, so good luck with that. 10:46 AM Dec 4th from web in reply to DelbertShoopman
  18. @steveagee We can watch Make the Yuletide Gay! 11:06 PM Dec 3rd from web in reply to steveagee
  19. Anyone else notice how gay Netflix watch instantly is getting? I mean that in the literal sense of the word. 10:42 PM Dec 3rd from web
  20. I can't wait until this Tiger Woods business ends so we can focus on the real issues, like Meredith Baxter's lesbianism. 7:42 PM Dec 2nd from web