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drewfunk

My balls itch. 8:45 AM Mar 2nd via Mobile Web
WizKhalllifa Knowledge is pain, and that's why sometimes it hurts to know. 12:24 PM Feb 20th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by drewfunk and 1598 others
FreddyAmazin Hey smart phone, if you're so smart why can’t you charge yourself? -.- 11:25 PM Feb 19th via Twuffer Retweeted by drewfunk and 874 others
sphinxinah Do it now or regret it forever - @ArianPort 11:35 PM Feb 19th via web Retweeted by drewfunk
Psilocybinn “You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” - Dr.Seuss 11:42 PM Feb 19th via web Retweeted by drewfunk
funnynotebook When someone has a nickname, calling them by their real name doesn't sound right. 8:00 PM Feb 19th via Buffer Retweeted by drewfunk and 307 others
Psilocybinn “Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.” -Dr.Seuss 11:42 PM Feb 19th via web Retweeted by drewfunk
Take care of yourself before neone else end of story 7:28 AM Feb 18th via Twitter for iPhone
Ithinkthatway Be careful who you trust and tell your problems too. Everyone who smiles at you is not your friend. 7:10 AM Feb 16th via SocialEngage Retweeted by drewfunk and 860 others
LoveQuotes When you truly love someone you don't judge them by their past, you accept it and leave it there. 7:35 PM Feb 15th via HootSuite Retweeted by drewfunk and 468 others
SoDamnTrue A bad attitude is like a flat tire. If you don’t change it, you’ll never go anywhere. 9:03 AM Feb 15th via Twuffer Retweeted by drewfunk and 1120 others
WereJustTeenss Pretending to be happy when you're in pain is just an example of how strong you are as a person. 6:56 PM Feb 14th via web Retweeted by drewfunk and 3149 others
sphinxinah how to gain 499 followers? 1)follow @funnyquotez_ 2)follow me 3)RT this if you're done. 5:57 PM Feb 9th via Mobile Web Retweeted by drewfunk and 11 others
chillestkid Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools and accepted by idiots. 9:00 AM Feb 14th via HootSuite Retweeted by drewfunk and 5796 others
WizKhalllifa Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease eachother, knock eachother down, irritate each other, but can't live without each other. 12:08 PM Feb 13th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by drewfunk and 3115 others
LostWords_ It’s been said that you only truly fall in love once, but I don’t believe it. Every time I see you, I fall in love all over again 7:37 AM Feb 12th via web Retweeted by drewfunk and 916 others
iOfficial I still remember the feeling i felt when i first started talking to you. 7:40 AM Feb 12th via Buffer Retweeted by drewfunk and 484 others
UberFacts Albert Einstein never wore socks. 8:17 AM Feb 12th via SocialEngage Retweeted by drewfunk and 932 others
iOfficial Guys: If a girl can put up with you through your worst days, and still stick with you and your mistakes, then you shouldn't let her go. 8:20 AM Feb 12th via Buffer Retweeted by drewfunk and 314 others
AmazinManny Best relationship? When you can act like lovers and bestfriends at the same time. 8:22 AM Feb 12th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by drewfunk and 355 others