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drewchacho

  1. Drunk and playing Age of Empires II with @beejyboyjefvert. Let's LAN up!
  2. I got drunk today, went to the bar and got drunker, now I'm still here and about to get drunkest...it's only 7:50pm. Hi mom! XOXO
  3. @UncleBlazer it's a dick shun fairy, you dingus.
  4. You ever had to poop so bad that your weiner started to hurt? It was like a reach around from Hell.
  5. Lemme smell yo dick!
  6. The moment we have all been waiting for! #workaholics
  7. I just found my old Norma Jean CD from high school. The only logical thing to do at this point is make gritty faces and car mosh.
  8. Some adorable little fart sniffer just gave me her number. I was all for it until she asked me to go to her graduation party. #DrewAgeSpirit
  9. Cleaning my apartment while shirtless, smoking a cigar, and listening to Justin Bieber. My life rules!
  10. Tattoos are a Hershey's donut.
  11. I love the smell of a fresh tattoo.
  12. Chicago is so cute!
  13. "Relax and enjoy the night, we only got one life so let's live right 'cause one day your time will come." - new @AMUSEpunk #crocodile
  14. "It all starts with apartment 826..." - new @AMUSEpunk #crocodile
  15. I just got told some rad news from my boyfriend @happydoghappy. I haven't had an opportunity like this since high school. Yay!
  16. @tbone409 I finally got a chance to listen to your EP, solid and chill ass shit dude. Looking forward to hearing it live tomorrow night.
  17. "Dude, chill out." - my liver
  18. I hate when my jeans scruntch up in public and it looks like I have a raging Asian boner...psh, I only wish I had a large Asian weiner.