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  1. @NotHot I've been confused since I hit send on that tweet... about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to NotHot
  2. @PGoedi Hey, we resemble that remark. about 10 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to PGoedi
  3. It's only gay if balls touch your chin. about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. I don't get overly ironic humour; it's like a wolf in a wolf with a flame thrower's clothing. about 14 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. Content. Context. Connexion. In that order. about 14 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. @Coudal very cool - thanks! http://twitpic.com/t23kd about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Coudal
  7. @CampNicole Eye sea watt yew did they're. about 18 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to CampNicole
  8. You can tell Avatar is going to be an epic film because nothing communicates epic quite like a logo typeset in Papyrus. about 19 hours ago from Tweetie
  9. @Favstar You didn't mention the Alt-F4 keyboard shortcut? about 19 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Favstar
  10. @Lorisays I do. 8:32 PM Dec 10th from Tweetie in reply to Lorisays
  11. I should of married a grammar nazi. 8:12 PM Dec 10th from Tweetie
  12. You can always identify the hardcore smokers by the seediness of the establishments they're freezing in front of. 8:08 PM Dec 10th from Tweetie
  13. There are so many things to worry about other than saying something stupid. And yet here I am. 9:10 AM Dec 10th from Tweetie
  14. Ever stood up from the john so fast you had to sit back down and tweet about it? 4:11 PM Dec 9th from Tweetie
  15. The sum of my football knowledge qualifies me to be an armchair sixteenthback. 12:55 PM Dec 9th from Tweetie
  16. There's no point in calling out anyone who prefers their world small. 10:11 AM Dec 9th from Tweetie
  17. If I had to choose, I'd take a hairy back over a great big adams apple any day. But since she waxes, thankfully I don't have to. 10:01 AM Dec 9th from Tweetie
  18. Been up since five am wondering why babies aren't born with all their teeth. Or, at the very least, Anbesol glands. 3:11 AM Dec 9th from Tweetie
  19. @Dav3Ston3 That creepy vacant stare of his... vavavoom. 9:38 PM Dec 8th from Tweetie in reply to Dav3Ston3
  20. Tonight I watched Pretty In Pink. Now there's a seminal film... ...all over my knuckles. 9:31 PM Dec 8th from Tweetie