DreadLordTharg
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MINIONS! Today, Friday the bringer of innocent children will be bored. MINIONS! —
4:39 PM Apr 11th, 2011
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ATTENTION PEONS! Your Dread Lord is a master of neglected sacrifices, hurl birthday penguins upon the? —
4:38 PM Apr 11th, 2011
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Even after a long absence from your lives, your Dread Lord Tharg, almighty god of Tharginess, still has it - this tweet is a Thargly TWOOSH!
4:38 PM Apr 11th, 2011
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@ @ I'll have you know that Dread Lords have no need of these "bffls" of which you speak. We need only MINIONS!
4:36 PM Apr 11th, 2011
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in reply to imgonnabeatree
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@ Maybe you should have thought of that before you failed to make the proper sacrifices to your Dread Lord! Now: BOW, MINION!
2:42 AM Dec 21st, 2010
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in reply to youraverageadam
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It's HallowTharg again, minions! What sacrifices do you bring me?
10:28 AM Oct 31st, 2010
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@ Well, I typically ask for souls and the blood of orphaned penguins, but if you get creative, I won't say no to a new sacrifice.
5:38 PM Sep 15th, 2010
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in reply to CallMeBlake
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HallowTharg is drawing closer. Your Dread Lord is considering making considerable videos between now and then. Provided you SACRIFICE!
5:32 PM Sep 15th, 2010
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You may now worship me on Facebook. So go forth! Worship! Sacrifice! Minionize! Just don't unionize, all right?
12:40 AM Sep 6th, 2010
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Stupid sun. STOP SPOILING MY GLORIOUS GLOOMINESS! Honestly, who installed a sunroof in my demonic lair? It defeats the entire purpose of it.
4:29 PM Apr 9th, 2010
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MINIONS! WHERE ARE MY ME-DAMNED SACRIFICES?!
2:13 PM Mar 1st, 2010
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This is such a wonderful holiday. Millions of hearts painfully broken while the world celebrates a beheaded lawbreaker. I'm just so happy...
6:13 PM Feb 14th, 2010
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*yawn* What day is it? ...WHAT?! Uuugh, I slept through January again, didn't I? I really need to stop drinking with Cthulhu.
6:11 PM Feb 14th, 2010
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Did everyone have a good Thargmas Day? Remember, there are still 11 days of Thargmas left! Of course, you still have to worship me all year.
1:16 PM Dec 26th, 2009
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@ Repent your charitable misdeed now, or soon you'll be floating down a river of penguin blood into a pit of DESPAIR!
5:14 PM Dec 18th, 2009
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in reply to youraverageadam
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Do you see this? Once loyal minion @ has betrayed me by making a video!
5:09 PM Dec 18th, 2009
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@ and @ are currently the BLASPHEMERS besmirching my evil by commanding the forces to promote charities!
4:04 PM Dec 18th, 2009
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And remember, too, my minions, that the WORST thing you could do to our cause would be to (shudder) actually GIVE MONEY to good causes.
4:00 PM Dec 18th, 2009
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Remember, minons: do NOT go to YouTube. Do NOT seek out videos. And most certainly do NOT rate, comment and favorite every single one!
3:59 PM Dec 18th, 2009
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Any true minion of mine would NEVER join the ranks of the , promoting charities on YouTube and bonding with old and new friends! Never!
3:32 PM Dec 18th, 2009
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- Name The Dread Lord Tharg
- Web http://www.youtub...
- Bio Your Dread Lord Tharg, Almighty God of Tharginess. Bearer of the Thargish Tharg, Father of Tharg and Thargly Ruler of All That Is.
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