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@PraxJarvin @acomicbookgirl Stephen Sommers's filmography makes me microvomit.about 9 hours ago from web in reply to PraxJarvin
@acomicbookgirl You're right! So everybody's going to be assholes then?about 9 hours ago from web in reply to acomicbookgirl
So what's this GI Joe Resolute show?about 9 hours ago from web
@gobo @Danielemmons Also has the cokehead ex-star of CSI too. Isn't that him?about 12 hours ago from web in reply to gobo
@cskilpatrick Strahan stars as a guy who films his wife's sister with a hidden cam. Oh wait that's real life.about 12 hours ago from web in reply to cskilpatrick
@tomkaters Of course Pujols isn't on steroids. Robots use old people's medicine for food. They should test him for Lipitor.about 12 hours ago from web in reply to tomkaters
Of course we all know that The Rock is going to land the Fear Agent role.about 12 hours ago from web
@fuzzytypewriter Fear Agent = Bruce Willis?about 13 hours ago from web in reply to fuzzytypewriter
Transformers 2 > Star Trek #competitivegeekbaitingabout 14 hours ago from web
Hal Jordan is a punk-ass bitch. #competitivegeekbaitingabout 14 hours ago from web
@amylafferty I can't imagine what kind of odd fuddy dud that would be angered by my tweets.about 16 hours ago from web in reply to amylafferty
@alenanichols I never knew my tweets could bring so much joy.about 16 hours ago from web in reply to alenanichols
@MeeseMusic Tiger Woods wins if he has his caddy with him and the tiger's holding a camera.about 16 hours ago from web in reply to MeeseMusic
@amylafferty Pretty sneaky, sis.about 16 hours ago from web in reply to amylafferty
@GailSimone "The Punisher Films: A Celebration"about 16 hours ago from web in reply to GailSimone
@alenanichols One of the conditions of my relationship with Amy is that I'm not allowed to strike her friends in the throat. No worries.about 16 hours ago from web in reply to alenanichols
@epiphanygirl You were awesome in Nashville. If u looked up in the balcony during your set and saw an Asian guy it was me.about 17 hours ago from web in reply to epiphanygirl
@alenanichols @amylafferty I would kick both of you in the throat for a Waffle House waffle right now. (Kidding baby!)about 17 hours ago from web in reply to alenanichols
@daccampo I hope no one watches The Punisher and decides to adopt chandelier hanging as a military tactic.about 17 hours ago from web in reply to daccampo
@stuclach I think Hazingtonsquire, Esquire rolls beautifully off the tongue like a Jay Z lyric.about 17 hours ago from web in reply to stuclach

Name Brian Deaton
Location Hazard, KY USA
Bio I clean up real nice.

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