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Safeway selling liquor apparently means it's crawling with douchebags on Saturday night. Fantastic.
9:06 PM Jun 2nd
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Provided without comment:
5:08 PM Jun 1st
via web
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I imagine this happens all the time: "Another illegally parked car?" "Yeah, but his hazard lights are on." "Oh. Well that's all right then."
5:10 PM May 29th
via web
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New Vaudeville Ghosts! This one is about public utilities.
3:42 AM May 28th
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Really wish being a badass wasn't so tiring.
5:09 PM May 19th
via web
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Today: "You look really tired. Are you all right?" "Diablo 3." "Ah."
10:40 PM May 18th
via web
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Here is a story about remembering things:
9:55 PM May 17th
via web
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Today: "Hey, can you stay an hour or two late for me? My bike is broken." "Sorry, I'm tired." Priorities!
2:07 PM May 16th
via web
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@ i didn't know we were having a "sum up rob mason's life in two words" contest
6:55 PM May 15th
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Dear indie bands: please don't let evil corporations be the only way I can buy your music. I don't want to support Amazon and iTunes sucks.
12:08 PM May 14th
via web
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Here's a story about the street lamp outside:
2:19 AM May 14th
via web
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Tonight: Reminded how much fun it is watching @ on stage.
1:37 AM May 13th
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"You'll like this band, they are stereotypically hipstery." "That description doesn't appeal at all... (listens) but they're pretty good?"
1:03 AM May 10th
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Today in "haha what": Michelle Bachmann recently became a Swiss citizen. True!
8:27 PM May 9th
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I wish this gay marriage issue would stop distracting us from the Ground Zero Mosque crisis.
5:26 PM May 9th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Dumb assertion of the day: "[society is] actually really good at the facts." This must be why we spend most of our time ignoring them?
8:36 PM May 8th
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Did I mention the dream I had about Ronald Reagan injecting heroin in my face, saying "take one for the Gipper?" Because that happened.
12:22 AM May 7th
via web
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I have never been more excited about anything, ever
8:32 PM May 4th
via web
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...tomorrow! I get confused when I see 5s in the date.
5:55 PM May 4th
via web
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To the writers proudly bragging that they're too humble to mention their work on Twitter: Believe in your art enough to evangelize for it.
5:00 PM May 4th
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- Name Rob Mason
- Location Seattle
- Web http://vaudeville...
- Bio Writer, courier, loverman, sage, accidental Discordian.
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