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drcalaacal

  1. Whoever Broke Adele's heart.....made her rich as hell...... 2:37 PM Mar 27th via web
  2. OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1) Hold your breath for 5 minutes. 2) Die. 1:25 PM Mar 27th via web
  3. Best clear your schedule tomorrow and show up! facebook.com/events/2049689… 12:31 PM Mar 27th via web
  4. Why is it that when British people sing, they no longer have an accent? O_o 12:27 PM Mar 27th via web
  5. You had me at "Hello" and lost me at "I don't like shaah." 12:25 PM Mar 27th via web
  6. Say no to drugs. Although......... if you're talking to drugs you may already be on drugs..... 12:25 PM Mar 27th via web
  7. @Naima_Ibrar Lol. For sure. People need their space! 12:24 PM Mar 27th via web in reply to Naima_Ibrar
  8. "Hey quruxley, you got a name?" "No, my parents decided not to name me at birth..." #Fail. Maskiin. 12:21 PM Mar 27th via web
  9. "I wasn't that high." "Dude you logged into Myspace" XD 12:19 PM Mar 27th via web
  10. For all you shisha smokers trying to quit. Check it out: muslimmatters.org/2012/03/20/6-w… 12:18 PM Mar 27th via web
  11. @Naima_Ibrar For sure, unfortunately. This is more for the couples going strong and keeping it real ;) 12:17 PM Mar 27th via web in reply to Naima_Ibrar
  12. #TipsForLadies Please don't have a heart attack if you see us talking to another girl. We're with YOU not her! 12:13 PM Mar 27th via web
  13. #TipsForLadies Learn to cook at least the basics! Not cuz we want you to cook for us all the time but cuz it shows you can take care of us. 12:12 PM Mar 27th via web
  14. #TipsForLadies It's okay to blow me off if you have shit to take care of. Responsible is sexy. 12:05 PM Mar 27th via web
  15. #TipsForLadies If there's something bothering you...please just tell me. Contrary to popular belief I can't read your mind. 12:03 PM Mar 27th via web
  16. #TipsForLadies Don't talk about him to me. I dont care if he's your best friend since you were both born in the same hospital. No. 12:02 PM Mar 27th via web
  17. #TipsForLadies Smell good. If you can, smell like food. <3 12:01 PM Mar 27th via web
  18. #TipsForLadies Don't get pissed if we're playing video games instead of talking to you. Grab a controller and get in on this! 12:01 PM Mar 27th via web
  19. #TipsForLadies If he's not making an effort to talk to you, move on. He's not interested. 12:00 PM Mar 27th via web
  20. Roses are red, I have a phone. Nobody texts me, forever alone. XD 11:50 AM Mar 27th via web
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