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- I'm bathing myself in a sink when my landlord calls and tells me to vacate my home in a week. I live on the street. FML. #FMLisFullOfD-Bagsabout 2 hours ago from twhirl
- @SurrealButNice Indubitably.about 3 hours ago from twhirl in reply to SurrealButNice
- With 348 emails accumulated over one week, it boggles the mind how I could possibly be turned off entirely by the concept of college.about 3 hours ago from twhirl
- Wal-Mart's new design combines bland homogenous style and color with the thrill of pretending you're in the DHARMA Initiative.9:30 PM Jul 11th from web
- I'm going to have a long night at the coffee shop tonight. If only there was some kind of legal substance to help me stay awake and alert.8:15 AM Jul 9th from web
- I suggest you all save money and experience Ice Age 3 at home by driving an ice pick into your neck while listening to popular music.8:05 AM Jul 9th from web
- @TiAnnnnE You're probably being chased by a sun spirit. Stop running and the pain will be less than if you were to continue running from it.8:02 AM Jul 9th from web in reply to TiAnnnnE
- Break away from the customary "he touched so many people" teaser for your eulogy special. It's not necessarily too appropriate in context.8:13 PM Jul 6th from web
- Four of the top ten iTunes albums are Michael Jackson. However, tragically, the top four living Jackson children are not Michael Jackson.2:24 PM Jul 3rd from twhirl
- Good thing those characters were safe in GM vehicles. If it were any other brand, they'd be in serious danger.8:34 PM Jun 29th from twhirl
- Also, even in the midst of reportedly the biggest live on-set explosion in film history, BEWBz.8:32 PM Jun 29th from twhirl
- From T2/ROTF: Mike Bay has never met an African-American, and even in suspense scenes, he's willing to pull off the timeless "keyhole" shot.8:31 PM Jun 29th from twhirl
- Took an entire row at the movies up with bottles of free 'water.' We just made Transformers 10x better for thirty people.4:46 PM Jun 29th from txt
- I don't get women who hook up with the drivers in NASCAR. If you're searching for Mr. Right, then wouldn't that be the last place to look?3:16 PM Jun 29th from twhirl
- Are "buttheads" notorious for literally talking shit?11:36 AM Jun 29th from twhirl
- People not following @The_Third_One are just as bad as those sad lepers not following @THE_THIRD_ONE.11:29 AM Jun 29th from twhirl
- Brüno just made my day by shoving his ass into Conan's face and straddling his desk.9:21 PM Jun 25th from twhirl
- Twitter is so overloaded that the Fail Whale isn't even appearing immediately.3:36 PM Jun 25th from twhirl
- @chunkND Tell her congrats, but don't source it as if it were coming from me. I want it to be unexpected and unrelated, and OUT of context.10:13 AM Jun 23rd from twhirl in reply to chunkND
- @guacamoleND You've never released your unit, before Luis? I'm beginning to think that you've never even went to battle.3:22 PM Jun 22nd from twhirl in reply to guacamoleND
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- Name Adam
- Location Where in the world are you?
- Web http://www.draxio...
- Bio I tweet. I also write...tweets.
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