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  1. It's rained everyday since I waterproofed my deck. I'm never doing that again.
  2. @maddow We love you at your job
  3. Leaf blowers are the bane of suburban life.
  4. First jean day of the fall!! Life is good in Atlanta
  5. The day after Rosh Hashanah we continue to get rains of biblical proportions and great roars of thunder. I hope it wasn't something I said.
  6. Rain and clouds for a week - an outgrowth of unfamiliar mushrooms in the backyard channeling Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
  7. 2 1/2 hours in our kitchen with with a window replacement salesman. Suburban version of "No Exit"
  8. The breakfast area Quality in - Charleston SC. Man many overweight people and one woman wearing a flowered bathrobe and slippers. Yikes!
  9. Just when yo thought Wall Street couldn't get any sleazier. http://bit.ly/LkTWN
  10. Key mysteries of life elude me. Why can I never find the right top for the Tupperware?
  11. Under the joint heading of miracles and profound anxiety attacks Jacob just passed his road test.
  12. Its pouring like a mf in Georgia. I wonder if they have segregated arking.
  13. Today I will remove my new phone before going to the bathroom.
  14. Wheat Chex for breakfast. Is food supposed to be perfectly symmetrical?
  15. Florida in the summer - one very large Easy Bake Oven - with traffic
  16. Has anyone else noticed the relationship between the growth of fuel efficient cars and the dramatic rise of male enhancement products?
  17. @jimgaffigan Viagra can cause vision loss and erections that last four hours. ouch
  18. When soy milk goes bad does it become tofu?
  19. I like to take long walks in the woods early in the morning so I can clear the spiderwebs with my forehead, nose and mouth.
  20. I keep on confusing Sisyphus with Cookie-pus and dreamt last night that I was destined to roll an ice cream cake up a hill for all eternity.