dramachipmunk
My ubiquitousness continues... Today I'm the "gift" in Facebook.
| dramachipmunk Waiting in line for my iPhone. Surrounding humans keep stepping on me. |
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| dramachipmunk Turned down offer to play a villain in the next Batman film. Pushing my agent to get me more indie roles. |
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| dramachipmunk Opening a fine cognac and settling into the burrow for the evening. |
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| dramachipmunk @perfectporridge: My innermost thoughts are my own, Porridge. Although lately I've been dabbling in haiku, and this could be my new outlet. |
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| dramachipmunk @Miss604: Evil am I? You should know that "evil" is only a role society has branded me with. Really I'm just a sensitive poet that burrows. |
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| dramachipmunk @swirlspice: I added you because of our mutual, shameless lust for McGriddles. |
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| dramachipmunk Bloody typecasting. First the foreboding music, now they've got me in a Snidely Whiplash get-up: http://tinyurl.com/ywcw8l |
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| dramachipmunk @omarg: You must be referring to my agent. He also suggested I set up something called a "MySpaces" webpage. |
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| dramachipmunk They've attempted to immortalize my visage on a bustedtee, but I don't really see the resemblance: http://www.bustedtees.com/s... ... |
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| dramachipmunk Seriously people, LOLcats are so May 2007. LOLhamsters are more my cup of tea. |
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| dramachipmunk Way before all this worldwide fame was thrust upon me, I was a star on Japanese television: http://tinyurl.com/yvm659 |
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| dramachipmunk Just to clear this up - I'm a prairie dog, not a chipmunk. http://en.wikipedia.org/wik... |
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