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Dr_Dinosaur

  1. THERE COMES A TIME IN EVERY TIME TRAVELER'S LIFE WHEN HE FIGHTS AN EVIL ALTERNATIVE FUTURE VERSION OF HIMSELF. BRING A GUN.
  2. THAT SNEAKING SUSPICION "SPORTS" EXISTS AS A TRIVIA TOPIC SO THE UNEDUCATED CAN FEEL LIKE THEY ARE INVOLVED.
  3. TO A DINOSAUR ALL OF LITERATURE IS POST-APOCALYPTIC.
  4. THE "BITCHING KITCHEN" MAMMAL CONSTRUCTS SATISFACTORY MEAL FORMULAE.
  5. THE INVENTOR OF THE "SOURED GUMMI WORMS" MAY LIVE. THAT IS ALL.
  6. @chris_roberson SHE IS WISE (BUT STILL DOOMED)!
  7. DO YOU SEE FEATHERS I DO NOT SEE FEATHERS IPSO FACTO SHUT UP. twitter.com/Dr_Dinosaur/st…
  8. TONIGHT MY SCIENCE TAKES THE FORM OF MONSTER TRUCKS. MAYBE SOME FLAME THROWERS.
  9. KILL YOURSELF. SAVES ME THE TROUBLE. #LIFEHACK
  10. bit.ly/HReyac WRONG! THE ONLY FEATHERS T-REX EVER HAD WERE ON A BOA. IT WAS LIKE IN YOUR EARTH MOVIE PRISCILLA QUEEN OF THE DESERT.
  11. I HEARD YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE END OF MASS EFFECT 3. WELL, HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS FROM THE FUTURE: ALL OF YOU WILL DIE.
  12. THE STAR WARS EXTENDED UNIVERSE IS A BIG LOAD OF DUMB IDEAS AND ALSO SOME SPACE DINOSAURS.
  13. HANG ON TO YOUR ABSURD BUTTOCKS HUMANIITY BUT THEY GOT A FEW THINGS WRONG IN THE LAND OF THE LOST MOVIE.
  14. I'M JUST GOING TO SAY IT. I DO NOT "GET" THE SPORTS. THE WINNING TEAM DOESN'T DEVOUR THE LOSING TEAM. HELLO?!?! WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT?!?!
  15. TRIED QUANTUM LEAPING. MUCH MORE DIFFICULT THAN THE DOCUMENTARY TAPES IMPLY. NEED A SIDEKICK NAMED "AL" FOR NEXT BATCH OF TRIALS.
  16. IT IS VERY EASY TO DISCOVER THINGS WHEN THEY'RE PROVEN BY OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE DINOSAUR TIME TRAVELERS. technologyreview.com/blog/arxiv/275… #JUSTSAYING
  17. TONIHGT I HABE SCIENTIFICALLY DETERERMINED RHAT DJNOSAURS ARE NOT AFFFFFECTSED BY ALCOHOLS. #AVDANTAGEREPTILED
  18. JOIN ME IN BOYCOTTING THE SKYRIM! WE CANNOT LET THIS ANTI-SAURIAN PROPAGANDA STAND!
  19. THE MEDIEVAL TIMES RESTAUARANT CHAIN IS HOST TO MYRIAD HISTORICAL INACCURACIES, CHIEF AMONG THEM THE PREVALENCE OF PEPSI PRODUCTS!
  20. DID YOU KNOW THEY SELL CANDY OVER THE COUNTER?!