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  1. froot loops now have fibre? Great, now kids can shit pure sugar about 7 hours ago from web
  2. I'm thrilled that Andre Dawson is heading to the Hall...sad though that Garth Iorg didn't get the call about 24 hours ago from web
  3. @PrincessPoston apparently I'm in good enough shape to play for the Leafs in the 60's, yet not in good enough shape to climb a set of stairs about 24 hours ago from web in reply to PrincessPoston
  4. today I get a gym membership, I'm starting to think the 20 pounds I put on during the holidays aren't gonna lose themselves 10:58 AM Jan 4th from web
  5. @cookiepusher well you still owe me bits n bites as a Christmas present, I'd say first of all ship them to Toronto 10:56 AM Jan 4th from web in reply to cookiepusher
  6. I love Taylor Hall right now...but wow, am I ever gonna hate him in a Bruins uniform 3:11 PM Jan 3rd from web
  7. @StFXAthletics this would be the perfect place for a well timed power outage, just sayin' 11:38 AM Jan 3rd from web in reply to StFXAthletics
  8. I know I'm watching way too much hockey when for no good reason I just start singing April Wine or Trooper songs 10:55 AM Jan 3rd from web
  9. @numbnutz3 that's great...to bad he's not carrying it at the Swiss/Canada game, I would have paid him 20 bucks to run the Swiss goalie 9:29 AM Jan 3rd from web in reply to numbnutz3
  10. I'm really sick of reading the newspaper and seeing them quote comments from facebook groups...go cover the story! 8:41 AM Jan 3rd from web
  11. @numbnutz3 I did see the US vs Canada game...and amazingly I even remember most of it! 5:15 PM Jan 2nd from web in reply to numbnutz3
  12. love how Smirnoff ads tell us to please enjoy responsibly yet the people in the ads are please enjoying irresponsibly 5:13 PM Jan 2nd from web
  13. @Schenn_Sational what do you give somebody for their 17th anniversary? Some form of Wendel Clark paraphernalia? 4:34 PM Jan 2nd from web in reply to Schenn_Sational
  14. Swiss beat Russia...WOW! 4:28 PM Jan 2nd from web
  15. @JoeDeVitoComedy probably the best $111 million ever spent! 3:34 PM Jan 1st from web in reply to JoeDeVitoComedy
  16. either my apartment is haunted or somebody is living in the attic...either way, they should start paying rent 3:20 PM Jan 1st from web
  17. oh 2009, you completely sucked as a year, so glad you are gone, think I sat on you on the bus ride home, did you smell like urine? 2:31 AM Jan 1st from web
  18. @gemchakra I'm not sure which tweet you lol'ed, I'll assume them all, thank you, you clearly know funny 11:59 AM Dec 30th, 2009 from web
  19. @concretefluff hey, I follow you, stop talking about me, and yes, Christie should be offended 10:20 AM Dec 30th, 2009 from web in reply to concretefluff
  20. well at least Don Cherry will be happy, not a single Russian or Swede on Team Canada 10:05 AM Dec 30th, 2009 from web
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  • Bio Canadian standup comic back living in Canada after 4 years in the US...oh, and Go Leafs Go
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