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  1. Rethinking my plan for butt implant surgery. about 3 hours ago from web
  2. Agreed. God, I hope you're hot. RT @Francesca1000: @ElSmoocho The world would be a better place if we all ate a daily slice of @dpressman. about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. Ok I can't spell but that doesn't mean my ass hurts any less. about 18 hours ago from web
  4. This new bark toilet paper that I got at Whole Foods might be great for the enviornment but whoa nelly is it killing my ass. about 20 hours ago from web
  5. Whoever keeps putting Seth Green in movies, stop it already. about 20 hours ago from web
  6. @rosablasi Two monsters and a pig woman. about 23 hours ago from web in reply to rosablasi
  7. Going to the mall to get a Hot Dog On A Stick. Not sure if I'm gonna eat it or hump it. 3:28 PM Nov 30th from web
  8. @RedHourBen Yeah....totally exciting. 2:47 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to RedHourBen
  9. Okay so Kevin Pollak has 168,000 followers and @hankazaria only has 3600....what the hell is happening? 2:44 PM Nov 30th from web
  10. @ElSmoocho Great re -tweet. (re-tweet) 11:39 AM Nov 30th from web in reply to ElSmoocho
  11. I will be attending the USC/UCLA game tonight at the Los Angeles Coliseum. Fun area of town. 1:58 PM Nov 28th from web
  12. Having my own Black Friday in my pants. 4:32 PM Nov 27th from web
  13. Not positive what I ate tonight but I'm pretty sure it was an AIDS turkey. 2:38 AM Nov 27th from web
  14. @mikerotman I haven't. Hi! 5:41 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to mikerotman
  15. RT @ElSmoocho: I honestly and sincerely from the very bottom of my heart wish that all of you who post photos of your food would die. 5:28 PM Nov 26th from TweetDeck
  16. Happy Thanksgiving, jerks. 11:20 AM Nov 26th from web
  17. Flipping channels came across a dude singing "God is Great, Beer is Good and People Are Crazy" in the parade. Apparently it's a real song. 11:19 AM Nov 26th from web
  18. Oh horrible halftime show....please end. 11:16 AM Nov 26th from web
  19. Off to celebrate birthdays and weep in my Vodka. 7:11 PM Nov 25th from web
  20. Back by popular demand .,http://twitpic.com/oyu6f - Best autograph ever. 7:10 PM Nov 25th from web