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@Jimmy_Punt boat fucking 23 minutes ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to Jimmy_Punt
@alexanderdack if results go a bit Hodgson-esque and the fans/press get on his back, 5 years might seem a little ambitious! about 1 hour ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to alexanderdack
@alexanderdack exactly the same as what Chelsea fans thought last year when AVB signed. Don't be too hasty to predict success young squire about 1 hour ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to alexanderdack
Early reviews of Prometheus sound err…promising. Too much made of the Alien link though, totally different films. Excited to see it. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for Mac
@ScottMitchell89 true, although how many goals has Graham scored with his head this season? He's much better with his feet than Carroll about 1 hour ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to ScottMitchell89
Interesting to see how Rodgers' passing philosophy and the need to play to Andy Carroll's strengths will come together #lfc about 1 hour ago via Twitter for Mac
Was sat at my laptop thinking I needed some new music. Two new Justin Bieber songs later and I'm thinking, 'stop, before this gets sad'. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for Mac
Listen to Karren Brady swoon over Tom. No wonder they put this episode of #theapprentice later on after the watershed, absolute filth. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
Queen_UK Sat through an entire documentary about Mr Clegg, Mr Osborne, Mr Cameron and Mr Miliband before realising it was The Inbetweeners. Awkward. about 20 hours ago via web Retweeted by dpmay and 2567 others
£25 for my graduation DVD?! I can get the Bourne trilogy on BluRay for less #areyousure about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
Bastard RT @piersmorgan: Really don't think @EvaLongoria @jessicaalba and @sofiavergara can quite believe their luck... say.ly/KBC3qfg about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
@javerill14 not my Pimms I hope! about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to javerill14
Today has been a depressing and soul destroying experience. I'm a university grad, I shouldn't have to laminate Argos catalogues for money about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
Reacquainted with the drum kit. LOUD NOISES. 8:05 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPad
Went into Southend to look for a job.Got asked to apply for a new show on Channel 4.The programme?Getting young people into dream jobs.Fate. 6:48 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPad
@Batdan0694 you root for the Lannisters? Monster! 5:04 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPad in reply to Batdan0694
paramoreHK Just because it's Memorial Day, here's @paramore's live cover of 'My Hero' in Kuwait for the military! youtube.com/watch?v=H7A_W4… 9:54 AM May 28th via Echofon Retweeted by dpmay and 417 others
The random attacks on Asian fans, stadium-wide fascist salutes, its not difficult to see why ethnic supporters are staying at home #panorama 4:28 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPad
@Batdan0694 I was too impatient and dloaded it this morning, you're in for a treat, best episode ever! 4:26 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPad in reply to Batdan0694
The Panorama doc on football stadium violence/racism in Poland/Ukraine was immense. If I was going out there for Euro 2012, I'd be scared. 4:25 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPad

Name Dan May
Location Essex/Kent, England
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Bio 21. Kent Uni. Journalism. Future Alex Zane/Charlie Brooker if my wet dreams are to be believed. All views expressed are those of Big Bird from Sesame Street